Nice to see that The Argus hasn't lost their knack with a headline...

[Lady Bracknell]

Following their previous classics which include "Shell Found on Beach" and "Skeleton Crew to Man Crematorium", how pleasing it was to see that they've still got the golden touch...

 

[Mellotron]

Yeah saw that down the shop a min ago, thought it was genius.

 

[Barrel of Fun]

DI Graves has been on the local news suggesting they have found more bodies.

 

[Durlston]

They're just trying to keep everyone's spirits up during January.

 

[Freddie Goodwin.]

It's no good just having a headline. We need some meat on the bones.

 

[Scotty Mac]

"man killed by pencil" and "woman killed by rat" are still two of my favourites

 

[Giraffe]

As I said to my wife this morning, no shit Sherlock!

 

[Twinkle Toes]

I reckon the poor bloke might've been tombstoning...


*Coat*

 

[bhamex1901]

Just in case you missed todays breaking news:

There is snow in Brighton.

Reporters coming into the Argus have reported snow in Hollingbury – although it is not settling.

Have you got snow in your area?

Send in your pictures and comments.

 

[¤DãŃn¥ §êãGüLL¤]

Reminds me of that old joke about the Irish Airlines plane that crashed into a graveyard

Rescue teams have been digging for well over 2 days and the body count currently stands at 4,000

 

[hart's shirt]

NSC cadaver better go at headline writing than The Argus.