Felpham Seagull
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Neymars right he,s not worth two hundred million he,s a play acting cheat
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[Football] Neymar
- Thread starter Felpham Seagull
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macbeth
Dismembered
can't stand him. great player but a monumental idiot.
Green Cross Code Man
Wunt be druv
Spends most of the time acting as though he's got a really bad injury. He's an absolute joke. He can't hold a candle to Pele.
On today's perfomance, pony. Bizarre. A poor man's Knockaert.
del strangefish
Booooo!
Coutinho should take the free kicks.
He's that kid at school who never passes to anyone, takes every free kick and tries to score every goal with a 30 yard dribble. Monumentally frustrating to coach or play with I would think but it's brilliant if it comes off. It simply cannot work most of the time though.
Today he was trying it and getting the shit kicked out of him. It was like when Kaz was playing for us and the opposition happily took it in turns to kick him knowing they'd just share the bookings around.
Today he was trying it and getting the shit kicked out of him. It was like when Kaz was playing for us and the opposition happily took it in turns to kick him knowing they'd just share the bookings around.
Green Cross Code Man
Wunt be druv
Yet the commentators were wetting themselves every time he held the ball.
Tragic, isn't it? Pavlov discovered a genuine phenomenon.
Again the comparison with KLL. 99% of the time he either turned in to trouble or got fouled but we all knew the potential was there for something truly spectacular to happen, and thus a section of Brighton fans creamed themselves every time he went near the ball.
Yes. Actually he reminded me of Joey Barton. Except Barton didn't dive. Happy to have this post revisited when the tit scores the winner in the final.
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Hove / Παρος
Another player confined to the shit heap by the NSC experts 
Green Cross Code Man
Wunt be druv
In all respect, no-one 'got the shit kicked out of them' today. He may have a few bruises but that was a tame match. Players of yesteryear and fans alike would not have believed the excessive protection given these days. There were a few nibbles at him but half the time he throws himself to the floor when nothing has actually happened, with the clear expectation that he will get away with winning a foul as he clearly lacks the confidence to stay on his feet and play fairly.
Green Cross Code Man
Wunt be druv
It is not my recollection that KLL dived half as much as Neymar. But again, if he did, I condemn it!
Jim Van Winkle
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He was playing at 80% fitness in his defense.
LamieRobertson
Not awoke
and suffering from PTS when someone showed him the mirror so he could see his new hair cut
portlock seagull
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- Jul 28, 2003
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Neville said there's a hierarchy and clearly Brazil have got it wrong. Put Neymar in charge of the water bottles or something
portlock seagull
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- Jul 28, 2003
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He can roll around even BETTER then?
Green Cross Code Man
Wunt be druv
