[Albion] New Song for Mitoma

[Bold Seagull]

He glides past defenders like there’s no1 there,

He’s our Asian Prince with beautiful hair

He’s Mitommmmmaaaaa

He’s got a diplomaaaaa.



He’s lightening quick and he’s cost F#ck all,

he’s got a sweet right foot and he’s very Small

He’s Mitomaaaaa

He’s got a diplomaaaaa



To the tune of Lola- The Kinks.

He's 5' 10"

 

[Bold Seagull]

https://nortr3nixy.nimpr.uk/thre...-i-need-your-help.398032/page-2#post-10466452

 

[Eric Youngs Contact Lens]

Who's that man from Kanagawa
Who's that man we all adore
He isn't very big
And he wears a Beatles wig
And something something something any more

*edit* needs a bit more work

" and we dont need Trossard anymore!"

 

[Eric Youngs Contact Lens]

"and he put Joe Gomez on the floor"

 

[mejonaNO12 aka riskit]

Who Do You Think You Are - Spice Girls

[Verse]
The race is on, your defender's downtrodden
He is so fast that they'll soon be forgotton
Karou is good, You look like you're sweating
You'll ask to be subbed off is what I am betting

[Pre-Chorus]
I said Karou-oo-oo Karou Mitoma (Karou Mitoma)
I said Karou-oo-oo. Japanese Superstar
He has got to

[Chorus]
Swing it, shake it, move it, make it
Karou Mitomaaa
Trust it, use it, prove it, groove it
Show us how good you are
Swing it, shake it, move it, make it
Karou Mitomaaa
Trust it, use it, prove it, groove it
Show how good you are

 

[Man of Harveys]

Has anyone EVER managed to get a song they made up on a NSC thread actually into the stadium in any way shape or form?

No never. Not once. Never ever. Probably for the best too.

 

[JamesAndTheGiantHead]

From Me To You by The Beatles.

Da da da da da dum dum da
Da da da da da dum dum da

If there's anything that we want
If there's anything we can do
Just give him the ball and he’ll do it all
With love from Mi-to-ma
(From Mi-to-ma)

 

[Wozza]

Just steal Glad All Over from Palarse.

We've got, Kaoru Mitoma
Yes, Kaoru Mitoma
Baby, Kaoru Mitoma
So glad you're mine

I am prepared to sing this if he scores a winner at Selhurst.

 

[Whitley Bayster]

He glides past defenders like there’s no1 there,

He’s our Asian Prince with beautiful hair

He’s Mitommmmmaaaaa

He’s got a diplomaaaaa.



He’s lightening quick and he’s cost F#ck all,

he’s got a sweet right foot and he’s very Small

He’s Mitomaaaaa

He’s got a diplomaaaaa



To the tune of Lola- The Kinks.

Very decent! I love chants that are completely original arther than turning out rehashes. This is brilliant

 

[Peacehaven Wild Kids]

That one occurred to me… could be amusing. Isn’t it about wanking? Does that matter?

The chorus is good. Just not sure how we get Mitoma’s name involved.

Kaoru Mitoma…. We all love Kaoru Mitoma…. I really think so..


(someone else posted this a little while back)

 

[GJN1]

Surely we can work something up on this?

"Albion's Mitoma, I know
I know he's genius..."

 

[SeagullTim]

Think something could be done with this tune but needs some work.

He's Kaoru Mitoma, he's better than Zaha
Although he'd never been, to Sussex by the sea
He felt it everywhere, he breathed in the sea air
And then he said to me, ..........................

 

[Nathan]

Posh Spice is a slapper
Her man has been to Doha
And when she's shagging Beckham
She thinks of Mitoma

 

[TWOCHOICEStom]

As above.

My Mitoma.

- Jumping around and shouting "DANA NANA NA NAAA NA NAAA NANA NAA NANANANANANA"
- The potential for some AIR BASS GUITAR
- Think of the kids lobbing beer at each other in one of those half time mosh pits at Craven Cottage singing that.
- Dan Gasser or whoever it is can play it during FAN ZONE!

It would be fantastic!

 

[GJN1]

Maybe we should keep it simple. Shite song but easy to sing and I can imagine people singing it in a 'Solly, Solly March" kind of way...

Altogether now...

"Heyyyyy, Mitoma!
Oooooh, Mitoma!"

 

[GJN1]

Or this.

"Karou Mitoma... Falmer's his home, er..."

 

[POSKETT AT THE VALLEY]

Mitoooma
Mitoooma
Running down the wing
Kaoru karou karou karouuuu
Our Japanese King

 

[mejonaNO12 aka riskit]

-Eye of the Tiger-

Rising sun, producing treats
He did his time, took his courses
Travelled distance and he's got tricky feet
Just a man and his will to survive

So many times he dribbles too fast
For Trent I almost felt sorry
The defenders just watch him run past
They must fight just to keep them alive

[Chorus]
It's the flying Mitoma
On the left or the right
Rising up to the challenge of our rivals
And the last known survivor
It's just scared of the sight
And he's winning the game on his own, he's Mitoma

 

[The Andy Naylor Fan Club]

No Income tax,
No V.A.T,
He's Japanese,
He's quality

Black or White,
Rich or Poor
Kaoru Mitoma's
Gonna score....

Only Fools and Horses theme.

 

[Johnny RoastBeef]

Forget a new song, can't the club just leave blue and white bin bags on the seats for us to blow up and wave?

We could then go full Japanese fan and tidy the stadium for the club.