[Albion] New Song for Mitoma

[terryberry1]

He glides past defenders like there’s no1 there,

He’s our Asian Prince with beautiful hair

He’s Mitommmmmaaaaa

He’s got a diplomaaaaa.



He’s lightening quick and he’s cost F#ck all,

he’s got a sweet right foot and he’s very Small

He’s Mitomaaaaa

He’s got a diplomaaaaa



To the tune of Lola- The Kinks.

 

[jonny.rainbow]

I finally bagged me Mitoma!

 

[Worried Man Blues]

Gotta be the Vapors shirley........................

 

[Wozza]

He glides past defenders like there’s no1 there,

He’s our Asian Prince with beautiful hair

He’s Mitommmmmaaaaa

He’s got a diplomaaaaa.



He’s lightening quick and he’s cost F#ck all,

he’s got a sweet right foot and he’s very Small

He’s Mitomaaaaa

He’s got a diplomaaaaa



To the tune of Lola- The Kinks.

Great stuff, but maybe...

He glides past defenders like there’s no-one there,
He’s Japanese and he's got great hair
He’s Mitommmmmaaaaa
He’s got a diplomaaaaa.

 

[Whoislloydy]

Just steal Glad All Over from Palarse.

We've got, Kaoru Mitoma
Yes, Kaoru Mitoma
Baby, Kaoru Mitoma
So glad you're mine

 

[Tom Hark Preston Park]

Who's that man from Kanagawa
Who's that man we all adore
He isn't very big
And he wears a Beatles wig
And something something something any more

*edit* needs a bit more work

 

[Miximate]

Who's that man from Kanagawa
Who's that man we all adore
He isn't very big
And he wears a Beatles wig
And something something something any more

*edit* needs a bit more work

‘Don’t need Trossard’ anymore

 

[GJN1]

Who's that man from Kanagawa
Who's that man we all adore
He isn't very big
And he wears a Beatles wig
And something something something any more

*edit* needs a bit more work

There was a young man called Mitoma
Who studied dribbling for his diploma
He skinned Trent alive
Now he's barely alive
But he's probably still in a coma.

 

[Jimmy Grimble]

I finally bagged me Mitoma!

Yes yes yes!

 

[Wilka]

 

[Garry Nelson's Left Foot]

This all day long.

Simple and catchy. It should take off after one outing. Bet it doesn't though!

 

[Klaas]

Just looked up the lyrics to My Sharona;

Never gonna stop, give it up, such a dirty mind
I always get it up for the touch of the younger kind
My, my, my, I, yi, woo!
M-m-m-my Sharona

 

[Albion my Albion]

The Vapors ---- Turning Japanese

 

[Surport Local Team]

Be interesting if we did sign Biss back while Mitoma was still at club, who would have the song?

 

[Mental Lental]

Has anyone EVER managed to get a song they made up on a NSC thread actually into the stadium in any way shape or form?

 

[trueblue]

The Vapors ---- Turning Japanese

That one occurred to me… could be amusing. Isn’t it about wanking? Does that matter?

The chorus is good. Just not sure how we get Mitoma’s name involved.

 

[erkan]

Has anyone EVER managed to get a song they made up on a NSC thread actually into the stadium in any way shape or form?

I doubt it.

I'm still after seeking out ANY true Albion originality...

"Wake me up before you go-go" is a current candidate but is it original by us in use at football.....?

 

[Guy Fawkes]

To the tune of the 'House of the rising sun' by The Animals

There is a man called Mitoma
From the land of the rising sun
And he'll be the ruin(er) of many a clean sheet
And he plays for the Albion

(not sure about the 3rd line tbh, and if used, no doubt it would be sung far too fast)

 

[JOLovegrove]

Not really a tune to get the ground bouncing though, is it?

 

[AmexRuislip]

Mahna Mahna do do do do do Mitoma

Mahna do do do do

Mahna Mahna do do do do do Mitoma....