New Park Ji Sung song

[Lady Whistledown]

Sorry if you've heard this one before, I haven't but I read it in one of the papers this morning and it made me laugh (to Ten Green Bottles).

Ten Alsatians, walking down the street
Ten Alsatians, walking down the street
But if Park Ji Sung
Should fancy one to eat
There'll be nine Alsatians, walking down the street

Nine Alsatians, walking down the street....etc

Park gets all their best songs

 

[Ding Dong !]

 

[Simster]

Superb.

 

[sam86]

That is BRILLIANT.

 

[seagullsdaz]

What other songs are there for this player?

 

[Simster]

What other songs are there for this player?

Park, Park, wherever you may be.
You eat dogs in your home country
But it could be worse
you could be a scouse
eaiting rats in your council house.

 

[seagullsdaz]

Brilliant!

 

[The Spanish]

park park whever you may be
we will be offensive about your country
so let us all moronically shout
as its one its alright to be racist about

 

[Simster]

Nope not heard that one. Probably because it's a crock of shit.

 

[Thimble Keegan]

Whilst we are on the subject, one from the Rangers fans:

Nakamura ate my dog (ate my dog)
Nakamura ate my dog (ate my dog)
He sliced it, diced it, put it in a wok
Nakamura ate my dog (ate my dog)

Quality.

Albion, England & Dogs forever.

Thimble Keegan
Littlehampton BHA

 

[The Spanish]

Nope not heard that one. Probably because it's a crock of shit.

yes yours is an absolute belter. if you have been in fritzls dungeon for a few years.

 

[Simster]

yes yours is an absolute belter. if you have been in fritzls dungeon for a few years.

The point is that mine is actually sung.

I don't see how "you eat dogs in your home country" could be construed as racist anyway.

 

[The Spanish]

I don't see how "you eat dogs in your home country" could be construed as racist anyway.

or really that funny.

 

[wehatepalace]

f*** me ! Only on NSC could a thread about a FOOTBALL TERRACE CHANT turn into a f***ing playground squabble !

 

[Simster]

or really that funny.

Make your mind up. Your reply was the usual tiresome attempt to suggest double standards and hypocrisy among the British over matters race/racism. Your point ws NOT that it wasn't funny.

 

[hans kraay fan club]

Make your mind up. Your reply was the usual tiresome attempt to suggest double standards and hypocrisy among the British over matters race/racism. Your point ws NOT that it wasn't funny.

Oh. I assumed that the point was to once again prove just how far up his own arse he was.

 

[nwgull]

FFS, some people really need to chill out and have sex more often.

 

[Simster]

FFS, some people really need to chill out and have sex more often.

It's kind of you to offer, but I'm afraid I'm not gay.

 

[hans kraay fan club]

How do you know nwgull is a BLOKE?

 

[Simster]

His beard?