I have just been told that I've been offered a new job. It is a big career step up for me so I can't wait. I now need some help writing a resignation letter. I've only got 2 words on it so far.
I did a mammoth job this morning. Like a tanned walrus rolled in Christly beared hair and its eyelids painted shut and ruly. Two flushes and it and i bid adieu with nothing but a wipe and a lullaby.