NEW ideas for Player songs/chants for last home game

[mejonaNO12 aka riskit]

Bruno to "Better the Devil You know"

I'll forgive and forget
If you say you'll never go
'Cause its true what they say
He's better than Neville, BRUNO.

 

[BhaRebel]

GIRLS DON'T LIKE CARS, GIRLS LIKE JAMIE MURPHYYYYYY

Good Charlotte
I'm here all week...

 

[DJ NOBO]

Dunky's f****.ing mental, dunky's f****ing mental, la la la

 

[DJ NOBO]

Ladies and gentleman, Brighton are promoted

One, two, three, four, five
Brighton's going up, so come on let's ride
To the Premier League around the corner
A long way from Div Three
And Stuart Storer

Now we're loaded, who will we keep?
We won't need players on the cheap
I like Messi, Bale, Ronaldo, Di Maria
But please don't bring back Leroy Lita

A little bit of Murray in my life
A little bit of Duffy by my side
A little bit of Dunk is all I need
A little bit of Bruno is what I see
A little bit of Stephens in the sun
A little bit of Baldock all night long
A little bit of Knockaert, What a man
A little bit of Hughton's master plan

Jump up and down and move it all around
Shake your head to the sound, put your hands on the ground
Take one step left and one step right
One to the front and one to the side
Clap your hands once and clap your hands twice
And if it looks like this then you're doing it right

A little bit of Murray in my life
A little bit of Duffy by my side
A little bit of Dunk is all I need
A little bit of Bruno is what I see
A little bit of Stephens in the sun
A little bit of Baldock all night long
A little bit of Knockaert, What a man
A little bit of Hughton's master plan

Oh, trumpet
The trumpet
Mambo No. 5 (ha, ha, ha)

A little bit of Murray in my life
A little bit of Duffy by my side
A little bit of Dunk is all I need
A little bit of Bruno is what I see
A little bit of Stephens in the sun
A little bit of Baldock all night long
A little bit of Knockaert, What a man
A little bit of Hughton's master planI

do all I do
To fall in love with a team like you
You can run and you're a great side
You and me gonna touch the sky

Mambo No. 5, oh

 

[Bold Seagull]

Woke up this morning feeling fine
I've got Dale Stephens on my mind
He's got us playing the way the Albion should (oh yeah)
Something tells we're into something good

 

[Bold Seagull]

A little bit of Murray in my life
A little bit of Duffy by my side
A little bit of Dunk is all I need
A little bit of Bruno is what I see
A little bit of Stephens in the sun
A little bit of Baldock all night long
A little bit of Knockaert, What a man
A little bit of Hughton's master plan

No one is learning the whole of your wonderful lyrics, but just repeating the chorus over and over would work I reckon!

 

[WSU Dilettante]

Love a bit of twist and shout!

This would be amazing!

 

[TWOCHOICEStom]

Can we bring back the following beauty?


WE'RE ****ING BRILLIANT
WE'RE ****ING BRILLIANT
WE'RE ****ING BRILLIANT

 

[Mr Bridger]

This would be amazing!

Would be good yes, but there's a slow bit in it , so no fffing chance.

Would sound like someone knocking one out.

 

[neilbard]

Ladies and gentleman, Brighton are promoted

One, two, three, four, five
Brighton's going up, so come on let's ride
To the Premier League around the corner
A long way from Div Three
And Stuart Storer

Now we're loaded, who will we keep?
We won't need players on the cheap
I like Messi, Bale, Ronaldo, Di Maria
But please don't bring back Leroy Lita

A little bit of Murray in my life
A little bit of Duffy by my side
A little bit of Dunk is all I need
A little bit of Bruno is what I see
A little bit of Stephens in the sun
A little bit of Baldock all night long
A little bit of Knockaert, What a man
A little bit of Hughton's master plan

Jump up and down and move it all around
Shake your head to the sound, put your hands on the ground
Take one step left and one step right
One to the front and one to the side
Clap your hands once and clap your hands twice
And if it looks like this then you're doing it right

A little bit of Murray in my life
A little bit of Duffy by my side
A little bit of Dunk is all I need
A little bit of Bruno is what I see
A little bit of Stephens in the sun
A little bit of Baldock all night long
A little bit of Knockaert, What a man
A little bit of Hughton's master plan

Oh, trumpet
The trumpet
Mambo No. 5 (ha, ha, ha)

A little bit of Murray in my life
A little bit of Duffy by my side
A little bit of Dunk is all I need
A little bit of Bruno is what I see
A little bit of Stephens in the sun
A little bit of Baldock all night long
A little bit of Knockaert, What a man
A little bit of Hughton's master planI

do all I do
To fall in love with a team like you
You can run and you're a great side
You and me gonna touch the sky

Mambo No. 5, oh

Brilliant! Just one tiny criticism you haven't taken into account the early leavers we will only be half way through it by then.

 

[Lady Whistledown]

I'm still pushing this one and I WILL have someone join me this Fountains of Wayne classic:

Gaetan Bong, has got it going in
He's all I want and I've waited for so long
Hughton can't you see, he's the only one for me
I know it might be wrong but, I'm in love with Gaetan Bong

 

[Lady Whistledown]

Bruno to "Better the Devil You know"

I'll forgive and forget
If you say you'll never go
'Cause its true what they say
He's better than Neville, BRUNO.

You're on FIRE

 

[Lady Whistledown]

He took the ball and smashed it past
The Queens Park Rangers goalie
He's taking Brighton up at last
Sebastien Pocognoli


(Yankee Doodle went to town....)

 

[Exile]

Posh Spice is a slapper
When playing with her clam
She's not thinking of Beckham
But Tammy Abraham

#Tradition

#OneForTheNewLad

 

[mejonaNO12 aka riskit]

To "Stuck in a moment and you can't get out of it" by U2


You've got to get yourself together
Lewis Dunk's your opponent
And you can't get out of it

 

[mejonaNO12 aka riskit]

To 'Zombie' by the Cranberries

He is Hemmeeeddd
He is Hemmmeeedd
Tomer, Tomer Tomer, er er er

He is Hemeeeeed
He is Hemeeeeed
Tomer Tomer Tomer, er er er

 

[mejonaNO12 aka riskit]

To 'All night long'

Baldock's song
(Baldock, Baldock)
Baldocks song
(Baldock Baldock)

 

[mejonaNO12 aka riskit]

To Duffy's "I'm begging you for Mercy'. To be used when Jamie Murphy is on the bench

"I'm begging you for Murphy
you should play Jamie
Said I'm begging your for Murphy
He's really quite pacey
I said pleeeeaaaaaseeee"

 

[mejonaNO12 aka riskit]

To Chesney Hawkes one hit.

"He's is Pocognoli, He really is quite a star
He is Pocognoli - And he scored against QPR"

 

[albionfan37]

He spits his beer out
He spits his beer ouuut
Lewis dunk
He spits his beer out