New Forest Lapland experience disappointing

[seagull_special]

Just to let everyone know I have just set up Lapland OK in my garden, tickets are a bargain twenty quid (Chavs get a 2.5% discount), free mince pie and me dressed as Santa with my shed as a grotty grotto. I will be using polystyrine as snow and dressing my son's two bunnies up as reindeer, I have invited Meridian and BBC South to the launch, so maybe if you come you might be able to go on T.V and tell everyone how crap it is. I reckon this time next year I will be a millionaire. Stag and Hen parties welcome ( there will be an illegal bar in the greenhouse)


Special events include

Full contact elf fighting

Headbutt Santa

Spot the Chav

If you are not 100% satisfied with your Lapland OK experience you can claim a refund from you-r-a-mug.co.uk

 

[DIFFBROOK]

We have a Christmas experience site up here in Wetherby/Harrogate. I thought it was very good last year. Its free to get in, but of course you pay for your kids to see Santa, go ice skating and everything else.

 

[Acker79]

Kids are a lot more resilient and resourceful and a lot of the kids that are reported to be upset probably were really enjoying themselves until the parents started abusing and beating up the helper elves.

I imagine there are also a lot of kids in the background of interviews saying "Actually mum, I quite liked it" being shouted down by the paretns who want to complain because they didn't enjoy it.

They're charging £25. Look at what we get for that price at withdean, can they really expect the best christmas ever when paying that price?

 

[Lush]

Serves them all right for lying to their kids all year.

THERE IS NO FATHER CHRISTMAS!!!!!!

 

[aftershavedave]

Serves them all right for lying to their kids all year.

THERE IS NO FATHER CHRISTMAS!!!!!!

 

[Westdene Seagull]

Serves them all right for lying to their kids all year.

THERE IS NO FATHER CHRISTMAS!!!!!!

Ban her !

 

[countrygull]

Classic quote on Netmums:


``I agree elves and santa should not smoke in front of children but dads shouldn't punch people either!! ``

At last NSC has a rival.

 

[Couldn't Be Hyypia]

If you put Henry Mears into Google this thread comes up on page 2!!

The power of NSC - provides all the content for local media shows and now helps Google bulk up it's content.

 

[Lady Whistledown]

On BBC South Today now...

 

[Tom Hark Preston Park]

BBC South Today Special: 'When Pikey Scams Go Bad'

 

[Nottseagull]

I really would have loved to see somebody punch an elf I must admit.

Elfaphobe.

 

[clippedgull]

from the bbc

Santa got attacked, one of the elves got smacked in the face and pushed into a pram
Adrian Wood

 

[Tom Hark Preston Park]

Clearly an Elf & Safety issue

 

[Lady Whistledown]

Clearly an Elf & Safety issue

 

[Dick Knights Mumm]

Clearly an Elf & Safety issue

Quality ........... classic

 

[andybaha]

The Mears' are Brighton's version of Del Boy and Rodney. I bet they saw the success of Lapland UK and thought we will have a bit of that.

Buy a couple of sheds, empty a few bean bags for snow, 'I know a guy in the pub that has a couple of huskies', some Santa suits and decs left over from last years Christmas shop and away we go.

One radio program was estimating that they have taken £1.5m in advance ticket sales. 'One day Victor we'll all be mill-lionaires'.

 

[Raphael Meade]

i liked the bit in the sun where it said they were running 2 santa's at a time to get more people through hahaha

 

[fosters headband]

The Mears' are Brighton's version of Del Boy and Rodney. I bet they saw the success of Lapland UK and thought we will have a bit of that.

Buy a couple of sheds, empty a few bean bags for snow, 'I know a guy in the pub that has a couple of huskies', some Santa suits and decs left over from last years Christmas shop and away we go.

One radio program was estimating that they have taken £1.5m in advance ticket sales. 'One day Victor we'll all be mill-lionaires'.

On South Today, a friend of Victor said one of them are going to lose their house over this and Henry has not been able to sleep for three nights. As far as I can see from reports they have not been enforced to return any money and they are sold out until Christmas eve, so how are they about to lose a house?

 

[Lush]

It doesn't seem to be getting any better ...

http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/england/dorset/7762855.stm

 

[Couldn't Be Hyypia]

Address posted on Moneysavingexpert is

The Phone no for Lapland new forest is 01273 885811
Adress is 11A Coobe Rd
Brighton
E Sussex
BN2 4EB

Seems they are from Brighton then!

Astonishing how many people have been upset by this - Lapland New Forest Scam. How to get money back... - Page 3 - MoneySavingExpert.com Forums - it's a total rip and they have been found out. Good.