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Sorry, that should be "New Football Job Blow For Eriksson".
England coach Sven Goran Eriksson is to be charged with bringing the game into disrepute. It’s claimed that Eriksson, England’s highly paid chief shagging instructor has been taking time off, for a few regrettable minutes of sordid ‘football’.
It transpires that his entire squad of overpaid shaggers - including legendary legover artistes like David Beckam and Wayne Rooney - have been discovered on more than one occasion indulging in unnatural practices - certainly for Englishmen – like trapping, holding the ball, dribbling - and at the end, allegedly shooting.
Eriksson himself prefers only to watch, begging them to perform in front of him, but they usually bottle out. Yet on some occasions these disgusting displays of 'football’ have been staged for up to 70,000 people, paying as much as £70 a head.
Eriksson’s regular shagging partner, Mark Palios, chief executive of the f***ing Association said, “I don’t know what came over me – or indeed who. One minute there I was, enjoying a good roast, the next I was flat on my back in a crowd of sweating players, all doing sit-ups. I’m so ashamed of myself.”
England coach Sven Goran Eriksson is to be charged with bringing the game into disrepute. It’s claimed that Eriksson, England’s highly paid chief shagging instructor has been taking time off, for a few regrettable minutes of sordid ‘football’.
It transpires that his entire squad of overpaid shaggers - including legendary legover artistes like David Beckam and Wayne Rooney - have been discovered on more than one occasion indulging in unnatural practices - certainly for Englishmen – like trapping, holding the ball, dribbling - and at the end, allegedly shooting.
Eriksson himself prefers only to watch, begging them to perform in front of him, but they usually bottle out. Yet on some occasions these disgusting displays of 'football’ have been staged for up to 70,000 people, paying as much as £70 a head.
Eriksson’s regular shagging partner, Mark Palios, chief executive of the f***ing Association said, “I don’t know what came over me – or indeed who. One minute there I was, enjoying a good roast, the next I was flat on my back in a crowd of sweating players, all doing sit-ups. I’m so ashamed of myself.”
