New announcement to be made before Arsenal games...

[Titanic]

At 2.45, Patrick Vieira's voice will come over the tannoy.

"Good afternoon everybody, this is your captain speaking. Thank you for choosing Emirates.

Today's match-time will be approximately 90 minutes, with a 15-minute refuelling break. We hope you enjoy the trip."

http://news.bbc.co.uk/sport1/hi/funny_old_game/3722644.stm

 

[Marc]

Emirates seem to be taking over football...first Chelski, then the Refs, now this....what next?! Falmer

 

[Titanic]

No that'll be 'Easy Jet'

 

[Wozza]

:thud:

 

[CHAPPERS]

No, no Wozza.


I think it's one of them anti-jokes innit?

 

[Titanic]

Glad you spotted it Chappers!

 

[Wozza]

The point I was making with my EasyJet post was that they'd be a load of shit jokes about the Emirates deal - and, hey, I was right.

 

[Titanic]

No! really ??

 

[CHAPPERS]

The point I was making with my EasyJet post was that they'd be a load of shit jokes about the Emirates deal - and, hey, I was right.

I guess that went over most people's heads? Like an AEROPLANE!!!

 

[Croydonbloke]

At 2.45, Patrick Vieira's voice will come over the tannoy.

"Good afternoon everybody, this is your captain speaking. Thank you for choosing Emirates.

Today's match-time will be approximately 90 minutes, with a 15-minute refuelling break. We hope you enjoy the trip."

http://news.bbc.co.uk/sport1/hi/funny_old_game/3722644.stm

What about and soon we`ll be visiting Jordan(Simon Jordan) to make Palace super rich as well.

 

[Wozza]

****thread of the week****

 

[Marc]

Wozzas got the ARSE on, a big JUMBO arse.....sorry

 

[Titanic]

Boeing

 

[CHAPPERS]

These anti-jokes are really taking off.

 

[Titanic]

This one is Virgin on the ridiculous.

 

[Marc]

I would run away from this thread but I have an airline fracture to my left shinbone.

 

[Titanic]

Don't GO Crabbers!

 

[CHAPPERS]

Anyone else think Wozza is being a bit of a BMI Baby about this whole matter?

 

[Marc]

maybe he's outside cutting his heathrow

 

[Titanic]

That wouldn't be my FIRST CHOICE of activity right now.