[Humour] Never trust anyone who ....

[DavidinSouthampton]

Never trust anyone who wears brown shoes with a blue suit.

Or who wears shoes which fasten with Velcro.

 

[Is it PotG?]

Never trust a stranger with your heart.

 

[Icy Gull]

Never trust anyone who wears brown shoes with a blue suit..

Old man alert!!!

I am SHOCKED by how many people do that these days, almost as bad as white sole trainers with a suit.

 

[Icy Gull]

Never trust anyone who posts their Wordle score without showing the breakdown of how they go there

 

[mikeyjh]

Never trust anyone who posts their Wordle score without showing the breakdown of how they go there

Or who never appears to pick the wrong 50/50 choice etc etc..

 

[WATFORD zero]

Anyone over 30 who wears Lycra

 

[mikeyjh]

Never trust someone who eulogises about their electric car without first having them talk you through their journey.

 

[dazzer6666]

Claims regular 2s and 3s on wordle

 

[Lenny Rider]

Never trust a bloke who doesn't like football.

Not a boyfriend, they just went out for a couple of drinks, but whilst at BA we all got taken out by the company when Amy got promoted to CSM.

At the meal,I was sat next to the said bloke ‘John’ from Leeds, in small talk I asked him “What football team do you support?”

To which he replied “I don’t like football”

Then I blurted out “ What’s wrong with you?”

Tin hat time, he then said “ I like Rugby League”. Game over


Widely, my deflector shields go up when someone throws in “I’m going to be perfectly honest with you……”

Does that mean that sometimes they’re not?

 

[dazzer6666]

Not a boyfriend, they just went out for a couple of drinks, but whilst at BA we all got taken out by the company when Amy got promoted to CSM.

At the meal,I was sat next to the said bloke ‘John’ from Leeds, in small talk I asked him “What football team do you support?”

To which he replied “I don’t like football”

Then I blurted out “ What’s wrong with you?”

Tin hat time, he then said “ I like Rugby League”. Game over


Widely, my deflector shields go up when someone throws in “I’m going to be perfectly honest with you……”

Does that mean that sometimes they’re not?

Yep….up there with ‘with all due respect……’

 

[Binney on acid]

A bloke that wears a freshly ironed shirt with a contrasting collar.

 

[METALMICKY]

A bloke that wears a freshly ironed shirt with a contrasting collar.

With this fashion theme could I please add to this the plethora of young blokes wearing skinny formal trousers or jeans that are divorced from their ankles, with no socks and then finished off with a pair of slip on loafers. Don't trust them and the fashion police should send them down for a 10 stretch!

 

[raymondo]

Never trust anyone who says 'trust me'

 

[Peacehaven Wild Kids]

…..just got out after a short stretch for viewing child porn

 

[METALMICKY]

…..just got out after a short stretch for viewing child porn

I see what you've done there!

 

[Westdene Seagull]

Never trust a recruitment agent *runs to find a tin hat.*

 

[Titanic]

Never trust anyone who is selling something.

 

[Peacehaven Wild Kids]

I see what you've done there!

Well, as much as I agree with the sentiments of the thread in question, time served, rehabilitation etc, being honest I’d never trust them.

 

[Weststander]

Never trust someone with a bone-crunching handshake.

 

[Questions]

Never trust a man who doesn’t think blowing off is funny.