[Humour] Never trust anyone who ....

[Greg Bobkin]

Just don't trust anyone, full stop.

Not completely, anyway...

 

[Icy Gull]

Never trust a hippy.

That’s a load of shit from people who were never hippies

In the late 60’s I trusted a lot of hippies, all great people. Far Out, Peace and Love man

Never trust someone who drives a Range Rover

 

[Cotton Socks]

Never trust anyone who says 'trust me',

 

[Lyndhurst 14]

Never trust anyone who thinks Frankie Howerd isn't funny

 

[ozzygull]

My mum always said to me she didn’t trust men with beards said they were hiding something.

She may have had a point.

 

[wellquickwoody]

Never trust anyone who refers to ex-partners as mad or crazy. You can bet it's them who's the crazy one.

Never trust anyone who doesn't make it their business to turn up on time.

Never trust anyone who never has a pen on them.

Second line is good

 

[banjo]

Never trust a man in a blonde wig who bumble’s

 

[Berty23]

Never trust someone who has a weak handshake and doesn’t look you in the eye

 

[herecomesaregular]

Never trust someone's words only their actions.

 

[Insel affe]

Never trust someone who has a weak handshake and doesn’t look you in the eye

Well that’s Stephen Hawking fecked then…

 

[Insel affe]

Never trust anyone who says they have your best interests at heart.

They don’t they want you to do what they want.

 

[herecomesaregular]

Never trust anyone who says they have your best interests at heart.

They don’t they want you to do what they want.

That puts the Mental Capacity Act on the naughty step then.

 

[deakers]

Never trust anyone who doesn't drink tea.

 

[TugWilson]

Never trust a skinny Chef or a bald Barber .

 

[Tyrone Biggums]

That’s a load of shit from people who were never hippies

In the late 60’s I trusted a lot of hippies, all great people. Far Out, Peace and Love man

Never trust someone who drives a Range Rover

The irony is the Hippies were the boomers who ended up getting rich thanks to capitalism and bought themselves nice expensive cars with that money.

 

[Cheeky Monkey]

Never trust anyone over 16 years old who feels the need to share what alcohol they’re drinking on a ‘Fridaat’ afternoon/evening on a football message forum.

 

[Goldstone1976]

Never trust a snake with revolving eyes singing ‘trussssst in meeeee’.

Never trust a short dog with no neck sitting beside a car sniggering.

Never trust an ET that explodes out of your colleague’s chest while he’s eating dinner. Nor his Doctor. Nor your employer.

 

[Guinness Boy]

Never trust a Palace fan.


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[Icy Gull]

The irony is the Hippies were the boomers who ended up getting rich thanks to capitalism and bought themselves nice expensive cars with that money.

and ended up running the West but not in the ideology of their youth

 

[Garage_Doors]

Never trust anyone who says, "I'm going to be honest with you".