But why the England captain, who after all is just another overpaid, cocky, average looking and non-intellectual footballer?
If you painted him Green he'd be Blanka from Street Fighter 2
Indeed not. Can you imagine Sven's reaction to this: "Superb stuff JT. Tell me you nailed her sister as well..."
In today's Popbitch there's a story about a goalkeeper leaving his club to the surprise of the fans because his missus was being seen to by one of the team's strikers.
I wondered briefly if it could mean Graeme Smith but then I realised that Popbitch really wouldn't have bothered reporting it if that were the case.
So anyone got any ideas?
David James?
I think not. Whats he on - £100k a week for running round a field for 90 minutes a week? Also he must be about 6ft 4.poor little John Terry
I think not. Whats he on - £100k a week for running round a field for 90 minutes a week? Also he must be about 6ft 4.
More JT stuff hitting the headlines tomorrow apparently...
1. The Sun have lined up another EIGHT women who’ve slept with him in the last 18 months or so. Enough “for a couple of weeks of front pages”. Including FHM’s own HSH, Tanya Robinson
2. The front page today – that Bridge’s ex, Vanessa, has slept with five members of the Chelsea squad – is only the beginning. Two other Chelsea players - Gudjonsen and Drogba - were also sleeping with Bridge's girlfriend at the same time as Terry.
3. The Sun is also paying Vanessa £250k to dish everything– including the fact that the “mystery” fifth Chelsea player is, depressingly predictably, Ashley Cole. Which should give Cheryl the excuse she needs to finally dump him (now she’s no longer Racist Toilet Cleaner Puncher, but the new Nation’s Sweetheart)
4. JT has also been sleeping with current team mate Hilario's wife (who also has kids).
5. Away from the bedroom, JT also owes Wembley a substantial amount of money for a box he owns and hasn't paid for, even after he had mates in there racking up a £20k bill at the FA Cup final.
More JT stuff hitting the headlines tomorrow apparently...
1. The Sun have lined up another EIGHT women who’ve slept with him in the last 18 months or so. Enough “for a couple of weeks of front pages”. Including FHM’s own HSH, Tanya Robinson
2. The front page today – that Bridge’s ex, Vanessa, has slept with five members of the Chelsea squad – is only the beginning. Two other Chelsea players - Gudjonsen and Drogba - were also sleeping with Bridge's girlfriend at the same time as Terry.
3. The Sun is also paying Vanessa £250k to dish everything– including the fact that the “mystery” fifth Chelsea player is, depressingly predictably, Ashley Cole. Which should give Cheryl the excuse she needs to finally dump him (now she’s no longer Racist Toilet Cleaner Puncher, but the new Nation’s Sweetheart)
4. JT has also been sleeping with current team mate Hilario's wife (who also has kids).
5. Away from the bedroom, JT also owes Wembley a substantial amount of money for a box he owns and hasn't paid for, even after he had mates in there racking up a £20k bill at the FA Cup final.
3. The Sun is also paying Vanessa £250k to dish everything– including the fact that the “mystery” fifth Chelsea player is, depressingly predictably, Ashley Cole.