Navarro Statistics

[mona]

Has played 8 games. 6 defeats and 2 draws! One of the draws was Millwall when he went off at half-time with us 0-1 down and we improved dramatically with Dicker replacing him.
How does this bloke get a game?

 

[KneeOn]

Hmmm. Very good point. Is he teh only thing that is consistant during out defeats? He impressed me vs Walsall. One of the few who showed any kind of fire in their bellies. From what i remember...

 

[Conkers]

That's quite a shocking statistic, he has got some way to beat Gareth Bale's old record though....

 

[murraymints4brighton]

Played in a diamond formation as the holding player then this bloke is effective. played with either Dicker, Crofts or Livermore, who are also all defensive midfielders and indecently make up four fifths of the CM positions and he is not as good. perhaps one of our main problems this year is we have two or three very god defensive midfielders but no attacking player who can score goals whilst we rely to heavily on Bennet for creativity.

 

[Mendoza]

. One of the few who showed any kind of fire in their bellies. From what i remember...

and he has a lot of belly to fire from



what?

 

[Easy 10]

If you added up the total distance Navarro has run in all his appearances for us so far, and put it all in a straight line, he would have run from Withdean to the Blockbuster in Western Road, and rented a copy of Finding Nemo.

 

[Peter Grummit]

If you added up the total distance Navarro has run in all his appearances for us so far, and put it all in a straight line, he would have run from Withdean to the Blockbuster in Western Road, and rented a copy of Finding Nemo.

Finding Teammate would be more useful.
Other film titles that occur:
Missing
The Invisible Man
Das Boot (bring on the sub)

PG

 

[Mendoza]

Alan Navarros body fat content is the same as a pork scratching

 

[portslade seagull]

Think Dean White is personally training him

 

[Easy 10]

If the entire team was made up of Alan Navarro's, we would lose 4-1 to Hartlepool on Saturday, and Alan Navarro would be sent off for a professional foul.

 

[Silent Bob]

Alan Navarro is actually more closely related to elephants than humans.

 

[Easy 10]

Hardly. That would mean Alan Navarro scoring - or at the very least forcing Hartlepool into an own goal.

Alan Navarro scores a goal every 1,226 minutes. One of those minutes just happens to coincide with Saturdays match.

 

[Easy 10]

Fair enough. How do you envisage eleven Alan Navarro's scoring and celebrating this goal?

We'll be down to 10 Alan Navarro's by then, and its just a consolation goal near the end. He'll pretty much ignore himself and trot back to the centre circle to some ironic applause.

 

[Mendoza]

We'll be down to 10 Alan Navarro's by then, and its just a consolation goal near the end. He'll pretty much ignore himself and trot back to the centre circle to some ironic applause.

will the crowd all be wearing Alan Navarro masks singing "we all live in Navarros wonderland"

"at number one was ALAN NAVARRO...."

 

[Daddies_Sauce]

If the entire team was made up of Alan Navarro's, we would lose 4-1 to Hartlepool on Saturday, and Alan Navarro would be sent off for a professional foul.

Now your being silly, rules state we can only play 10 Navarro's as there needs to be 1 Virgo