Nathan Jones

[The Merry Prankster]

A friend of mine has been set up on a blind date with Nathan Jones. She wants to know something about him and if going on a date would be a good idea.

I said you'd tell her.

 

[Kumquat]

if she likes someone with one trick that hardly ever comes off, yeah.

 

[Easy 10]

Its hardly a blind date if she already knows who he is, is it.

 

[Scotty Mac]

i would literally pay all of the money i own in the world to go on a date with nathan jones

 

[Barrel of Fun]

He seemed to do the rounds at Sussex Uni in the early part of the last decade. Presumably the lady students were intrigued by his Rhondda two-step.

 

[JonathanLivingstonSeagull]

i would literally pay all of the money i own in the world to go on a date with nathan jones

I hope we are only talking a quid fifty, two buttons and a bit of fluff?

 

[The Merry Prankster]

Its hardly a blind date if she already knows who he is, is it.

Good point, well made.

 

[seagulls4ever]

A squirrel once overtook him down the wing at Withdean.

 

[Fitzcarraldo]

He is a CATCH!

I don't think I could ever meet him though, I would be completely OVERWHELMED being in the presence of such a Withdean great.

 

[8ace]

(and not of Jonesy)

 

[Jesus Gul]

one of the Secretaries (from oop north cumbria I think) at work many moons ago used to go out with Rod Thomas.

I'd pick Jonah over Rod if I wure a burd

 

[Jerryatric]

How would we know? He's been gone too long.

 

[Triggaaar]

i would literally pay all of the money i own in the world to go on a date with nathan jones

A friend of mine has been set up on a blind date with Nathan Jones.

It's a blind date - Nathan doesn't know who's turning up, so why doesn't Scotty go, and send a cheque to your friend.

 

[Fitzcarraldo]

I'd pick Jonah over Rod if I wure a burd

Jonah or Paul Brooker?

Now there is a dilemma.

 

[HAILSHAM SEAGULL]

Hung like a horse i heard, dont know if that'll help or scare her

 

[Taybha]

How would we know? He's been gone too long.

 

[The Merry Prankster]

It's a blind date - Nathan doesn't know who's turning up, so why doesn't Scotty go, and send a cheque to your friend.

She says yes to this one.

 

[Easy 10]

Hung like a horse i heard, dont know if that'll help or scare her

Really ?
I heard he has a cock like a budgies tongue.

 

[Gritt23]

Hung like a horse i heard, dont know if that'll help or scare her

Unfortunately, the horse in question is a gelding. Poor Nathan, it was a freak accident with a flymo apparently.

 

[Lady Whistledown]

To be honest, I've always had Jones down in my mind as the confirmed bachelor type.