Just a selection of quotes from Jonesy on our players:
Adam Virgo: Brighton born with a private education but you wouldn't think it as hes probably the dullest bloke ever to go to a public school.
Guy Butters: Guy has been on the Geri Halliwell diet for the past year now.
An inspiration and one of the nicest guys you'll ever meet - just don't leave any chocolate bars lying about.
Dan Harding: Plays behind me and will probably take about 5 years off my career because of the amount of work I have to do covering for him.
Adam Hinshelwood: He looks pre-historic....
Kerry Mayo: He can often be seen wrestling with his best mate Harty, or chewing on 15 Pot Noodles during an away journey.
Gary Hart: A great team player, he usually tries to get the Pot Noodles before Kerry.
John Piercy: John is the untidest person I have ever seen and has probably got the ugliest cat in the world. He came from Tottenham and never shuts up about his eight Premiership appearances.
Leon Knight: He's always weaselling about and don't ever lend anything to him because you'll never get it back.
Chris Iwelumo: Looks remarkably like Lionel Richie from back in the '70s.
Chris McPhee: Chris can defiantely be described as weird. I mean, he races frogs on the Internet and thats a bit unique!
Mark McGhee: The Gaffer has had a tremendous career, which has enabled him to buy some of the tightest trousers ever seen in Sussex.
Dean White: "Del Boskey" has had plenty of stick this season for his eating habits, but hes gone out and lost a stone and looks great for it. Unfortunately a few kebab shops have nearly gone bust as a result.
Nathan Jones: A Welsh wing wonder. A perfect specimen of mankind. When God made footballers, he was the mould! Its great to be here in my hometown playing in a final - its a dream come true and I wouldn't want to be with any other group of lads in the world.
Don't know about everyone else, but it gave me a good laugh on the way home.
Adam Virgo: Brighton born with a private education but you wouldn't think it as hes probably the dullest bloke ever to go to a public school.
Guy Butters: Guy has been on the Geri Halliwell diet for the past year now.
An inspiration and one of the nicest guys you'll ever meet - just don't leave any chocolate bars lying about.
Dan Harding: Plays behind me and will probably take about 5 years off my career because of the amount of work I have to do covering for him.
Adam Hinshelwood: He looks pre-historic....
Kerry Mayo: He can often be seen wrestling with his best mate Harty, or chewing on 15 Pot Noodles during an away journey.
Gary Hart: A great team player, he usually tries to get the Pot Noodles before Kerry.
John Piercy: John is the untidest person I have ever seen and has probably got the ugliest cat in the world. He came from Tottenham and never shuts up about his eight Premiership appearances.
Leon Knight: He's always weaselling about and don't ever lend anything to him because you'll never get it back.
Chris Iwelumo: Looks remarkably like Lionel Richie from back in the '70s.
Chris McPhee: Chris can defiantely be described as weird. I mean, he races frogs on the Internet and thats a bit unique!
Mark McGhee: The Gaffer has had a tremendous career, which has enabled him to buy some of the tightest trousers ever seen in Sussex.
Dean White: "Del Boskey" has had plenty of stick this season for his eating habits, but hes gone out and lost a stone and looks great for it. Unfortunately a few kebab shops have nearly gone bust as a result.
Nathan Jones: A Welsh wing wonder. A perfect specimen of mankind. When God made footballers, he was the mould! Its great to be here in my hometown playing in a final - its a dream come true and I wouldn't want to be with any other group of lads in the world.
Don't know about everyone else, but it gave me a good laugh on the way home.
