Names you never see given to newborns anymore

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This is baby Steve. You never hear that anymore do you. Or Pete. Or Barry. What's wrong with a man's man name like that. Nowadays everyone calls their kids Alfie. Walk into any shopping precinct and you'll hear a fat bird screaming at their little bastard Alfie. Makes me fear 20 years from now we'll be overrun by an abundance of Alfies.

 

[Woodchip]

Albert

 

[Don Quixote]

Adolf

 

[Deanbha]

Inglebert/ Gertrude.

 

[Barry Izbak]

Myra

 

[Billy the Fish]

Trevor

 

[Seagulls4life]

Ian

 

[Franks Wild Years]

Judas

 

[skipper734]

Doris.

 

[pishhead]

Clive and Frank, the world is a poorer place because of it.

 

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Trevor

That's a good shout. I do know an Albert though.

Do you reckon in 30/40 years from now Steves and Petes will be the Arthurs and Douglas of now and all the youngsters will be Alfie?

 

[albionite]

Reginald

 

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Anyone know a baby Kevin? Or Wayne?

 

[Batti]

Harper

 

[¤DãŃn¥ §êãGüLL¤]

Amanda? Sharon? Tracey? Kelly?

 

[¤DãŃn¥ §êãGüLL¤]

I do know two Dougs in their 20s actually.

 

[tonymgc]

Bork

 

[¤DãŃn¥ §êãGüLL¤]

Mark? (as opposed to Marco/Marcus) There was a Mark in my toddler group, but that's going back a bit now

 

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Bork

Don't get any Anthonys anymore either do you?

 

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And Glenn!