Names you give your pet animals

[Dave the OAP]

We've got a cat called Pussy Wuss. (My son's choice of name). When we got a spaniel I wanted to call it 'Doggy Wog' as I thought the names would match, my wife vetoe'd it on the grounds that as the dog was black people might take offence.

This week has seen some of the funniest stuff ever written on here.




BTW is Meades Ball currently writing material for Russell Brand?

 

[The Large One]

The best dogs from my youth were the ones who ran on the pitch at Old Traffod / Elland Road etc.

 

[Gully]

Had a rabbit called Jemima when I was 8, now have a niece with the same name.

Had a cat when I was 16 and called him Charlie, which was a mighty fine choice and it suited him perfectly. My granny complained because that was also our grandads' name, the two weren't particularly alike so I didn't figure she could ever confuse the them. I named him Charlie after reading a poem by John Lennon about someone who named a budgie after their grandad, figured why not.

 

[Meade's Ball]

BTW is Meades Ball currently writing material for Russell Brand?

I'd rather write for Benny Hill than that tight-trousered goon. No point pretending to be a mockspasmo who arouses women with the erratica of his old man touch when you can be one and win the hearts and fannies of no girly beast. He's an actor. I'm a victim.
If i see you and you call me a Brando, i will ice cream cone you.

 

[British Bulldog]

Wanted to call my latest kitten "Shaggy" but got out voted by the Bulldog clan so it's now called Bob.

 

[tedebear]

I'd a dog and I'd like to call it Winston or Gertrude, but we really can't have one as we race loads and dogs aren't allowed at race tracks....

 

[nail-Z]

We have a cockatiel called bubble. Squeak died after feeding on some discarded plastascene some years back.


Also have a dog called "Pebbles" although she was already named when we got her. I've grown to tolerate the name, although won't shout it out in public.

 

[looney]

Ive named my Pooch Les Bein, well she is my bitch. I have also named my pet Vilosoraptor PopulationControll.

 

[glasfryn]

Had a cat called Molly. She'd dead.
A hamster called Honey. He's dead (shat his intestines out, for some reason).
A budgie called Skippy. Got mauled by the neighbours cat. Dead.
Currently got a cockatiel called Bruce. He's doing well.

I'd get bruce insured quick.
squeak
kizzy
lu-lu
megan
harriet
harvey

all cats

 

[Muzzman]

Cats:

Bubble - Dead
Whiskers - Dead
Gert and Daisy (twins) - Dead
Ronnie and Reggie (Brothers) - Alive

Goldfish:

Bob - Dead

 

[Meade's Ball]

dogs aren't allowed at race tracks....

My sister is the lead singer in The Mutley Crew and is often found at devilish pace near the railway tracks of Southern Wales with red berries crushed and wittled squirrel tails in the pointiest parts of her heels. She stares at a man a-snooze onboard who've fat enough to roll and house and feed with buckets that lead them to her affection. His window get tapped like a see-through treasure chest with financial starvation on its outside, and smashed just seconds later to be pulled to immobile conviction. My sister is snub-nosed and her bite can only be withdrawn with a finger in her anus.

 

[CHAPPERS]

Always said if I got a cat now, I'd call him a proper name. Dave was the favourite.

Only because it would amuse me, standing on the doorstep last thing at night, shouting "Dave! Come here boy!, Come on Dave! Dinner time! Here Dave!".

I know someone with a cat called Steve.

 

[tedebear]

The Doberman over the road is called Davina!

 

[Man of Harveys]

The Doberman over the road is called Davina!

Let me guess: it's got a big arse, makes a lot of noise and is pregnant every five minutes?

 

[tedebear]

Let me guess: it's got a big arse, makes a lot of noise and is pregnant every five minutes?

Yep and has hairy arm pits!!

 

[Rusco]

A rabbit called Stu

 

[Paul Reids Sock]

we also see to have rabbits in my house we have had many different names:

skittles
pipkin
elmo
tarmac

and the current rabbit we have i named Onimod (domino backwards) . I was quite proud of this name as the rabbit is white with black spots and therefore the opposite of a domino, now a few years later my mates just think its stupid and i wish i had called it fred or something

 

[Simster]

A mate of mine has a cat named Rover

We used to have a cat called Rover, but he threw a seven.

Our cat is called TOBY. And he's a killer.

 

[Everest]

Had loads of cats and dogs - all dead now. Various names which I can't be arsed to list.
Boa called Fred even though it was a female. Now taken up residence 3ft under the back grden.
Had a marine tank with Freddie Foxface and Lennie Lionfish.
A cockatiel (deceased) called Shut The f*** Up You Noisy **** - or something similar.

Apart from the koi in the pond all we have now is a Cocker Spaniel called Bobby (after Mr Z)

 

[Braders]

had a cat named Jess (black and white) and a rabbit called Miffy ... i was a very unoriginal child