[Humour] My wife wants me back.

[PTC Gull]

This Branston bloke sound a right smoothy who spreads it around. There again he could be a right chunky!

 

[NooBHA]

For the first time ever on this site. I read the first page and then jumped straight to the last page. I couldn't bear to see what was " sandwiched " in between.

 

[schmunk]

For the first time ever on this site. I read the first page and then jumped straight to the last page. I couldn't bear to see what was " sandwiched " in between.

I guess you wanted to quickly ketchup.

 

[Tyrone Biggums]

Tell her you too have been shagging Branston and see what her reaction is.

 

[Jim Van Winkle]

It depends. Are we talking chunky or spreadable?

From the sounds of it easily spreadable.

 

[Tokyohands]

It depends. Are we talking chunky or spreadable?

I heard she's a bit chunky and not so easy to spread.

 

[Rogero]

Is there news what happened last night ?

 

[Swansman]

Make a deal. Tell her if she adds some money to it, you'll do it and if not, she's going to have to stick with Branston.

 

[jakarta]

Maybe an appropriate song would help, get down on one knee in front of her, give her the whole Gary Barlow puppy eyed look and let rip...

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=N2ICtCO8TCw

On the other hand maybe a bit Cheesy?

 

[Early Doors]

This thread is a bit too saucy for me!

 

[zefarelly]

Too many unanswered questions for us lot to make any meanigful decision . . Only you can know or decide.

I guess the biggest thing is trust, is there mutual trust between you. Without it it will always be a compromised relationship.

 

[Cowfold Seagull]

After 14 months of sleeping in separate rooms my wife today asked if we could sleep together tonight.

The thing is i know she's been shagging someone called Branston so what do i do.

Take her back knowing she has been somewhere else or tell her to do one.

I'm in a right pickle so thoughts?

Hey sort this out in private with your wife, it has nothing to do with anyone else, especially the hordes of NSC members.

 

[BLOCK F]

Well done my friend, I am pleased that she has shown Branston the door, it's time for you to give her a full dose of homemade mayo and don't hold back on the vinegar strokes.

Personally, I’d leave the door ‘a jar’, just in case you change your mind.
It could be the recipe for success.

 

[schmunk]

Hey sort this out in private with your wife, it has nothing to do with anyone else, especially the hordes of NSC members.

I think you've been conned - 'e meant it as a joke...

 

[marlowe]

Are you sure his name is Branston and not Bronson?