[Food] My wife has started baking and cooking nice dinners.

[Questions]

What does it mean ?

 

[SIMMO SAYS]

What does it mean ?

She's related to BG

 

[bravohotelalpha]

What does it mean ?

She's pregnant?

 

[The Brighton Bear]

1. She is having an affair
2. She has gone mad
3. She is having an affair AND gone mad

 

[banjo]

What does it mean ?

She’s fattening you up for Christmas.

 

[Weststander]

You will gain weight fast.

 

[Buzzer]

What does it mean ?

She wants another baby. Congratulations.

 

[Birdie Boy]

She's finally become a wife..

 

[jackanada]

What does she want?

 

[AmexRuislip]

What does it mean ?

You're either very brave or very naive to post this, does she know you've done so?

 

[NooBHA]

She is trying to get the drawers off ya

 

[Questions]

She wants another baby. Congratulations.

No it’s definetly not that, trust me Buzzer. We are expecting our first grandchild in May...... could there be a connection with that. It’s just that I’ve never eaten so well as I tuck into more homemade cake and flapjacks.

 

[Questions]

You're either very brave or very naive to post this, does she know you've done so?

No, it’s our secret on NSC.

 

[Questions]

What does she want?

Exactly.

 

[tiberious]

No it’s definetly not that, trust me Buzzer. We are expecting our first grandchild in May...... could there be a connection with that. It’s just that I’ve never eaten so well as I tuck into more homemade cake and flapjacks.

has she just taken out more life insurance on you ?? overweight .. heart attack... cashingggg she is a very wealth widow....
oh and out of interest whats her name and number

 

[LowKarate]

No it’s definetly not that, trust me Buzzer. We are expecting our first grandchild in May...... could there be a connection with that. It’s just that I’ve never eaten so well as I tuck into more homemade cake and flapjacks.

Just out of curiosity, what are the answers to these questions...

1. For how much is your life insured?

2. Do you have any history of heart disease in your family?

3. Does your wife like shopping and would welcome a little more cash to spend?

4. Is your wife aware of the answers to both Q1 and Q2 and could the answer to Q3 be connected?

 

[BN9 BHA]

What does it mean ?

You have just bought an oven

 

[Lady Whistledown]

Maybe she's on some sort of health kick and that's part of it.

 

[AmexRuislip]

What does it mean ?

Is Mary Berry your wife?

 

[Winker]

Have you checked over the car recently?