My uncle fell into an upholstery machine yesterday

Marc · Nov 24, 2004

I bet the Lazy Boy was'nt paying attention!

(I thank You)

perseus · Nov 24, 2004

I'd put him back in the urn on the mantelshelf. :jester:

Barnet Seagull · Nov 24, 2004

perseus said:
I'd put him back in the urn on the mantelshelf.

eh?

Comedy Steve · Nov 24, 2004

What about the machine? After that sort of impact, I doubt chaise longue for this world.

Deano's Right Foot · Nov 24, 2004

Comedy Steve said:
What about the machine? After that sort of impact, I doubt chaise longue for this world.

Don't give up your day job mate!

Oh, hang on...

CHAPPERS · Nov 24, 2004

Sounds like it's curtains for him.

Northstander · Nov 24, 2004

No doubt someone in charge of safety is going to get a "carpetting!"

Artois · Nov 24, 2004

Was there a material witness?

alan partridge · Nov 24, 2004

f*** OFF

Comedy Steve · Nov 24, 2004

Deano's Right Foot said:
Don't give up your day job mate!

Oh, hang on...

Tonight at 8:30, everyone still has time. Get down to the Komedia NOW!

Biscuit · Nov 24, 2004

is he a chesterfield fan?