My uncle fell into an upholstery machine yesterday

Wozza · Nov 23, 2004

It's ok though, he's now fully recovered.

Vankleek Hill Seagull · Nov 24, 2004

Northstander · Nov 24, 2004

aftershavedave · Nov 24, 2004

Gully · Nov 24, 2004

...sofa so good then...

Braders · Nov 24, 2004

London Irish · Nov 24, 2004

If only this joke had been couched in better terms :nono:

Brovion · Nov 24, 2004

Quite funny, but too short. Could have done with a bit of padding.

pasty · Nov 24, 2004

Wozza said:
It's ok though, he's now fully recovered.

Hiney · Nov 24, 2004

Suite

REDLAND · Nov 24, 2004

Brilliant

Set of Tracksuits · Nov 24, 2004

Oh my GOD!!! Was he hurt?

Braders · Nov 24, 2004

Set of Tracksuits said:
Oh my GOD!!! Was he hurt?

Icy Gull · Nov 24, 2004

Is he a poof ? :jester:

Northstander · Nov 24, 2004

Was there no safety guard rails, he could have got his "foot-on!"

*got me coat and I'm leaving*

Barnet Seagull · Nov 24, 2004

Setteeing a bad example with this sort of poor quality humour Wozza.

Wozza · Nov 24, 2004

Yeah, it needed some polish. :down:

El Presidente · Nov 24, 2004

Ikea he is okay now then

West Hoathly Seagull · Nov 24, 2004

Did he have a :drink:

to cushion the blow?

Set of Tracksuits · Nov 24, 2004

Did he need stitches?