My shoes smell like dogshit

[miguelpea]

I once left one in the office toilet that was fully the dimension of a goodly sized and succulent yam. It stuck on the bend and lurked there for two days, resisting all attempts to move it on.

winking at passers by.


Although I was secretly well proud of my healthy offspring I always denied it was me, and some sappy git took the heat/glory.

In the end they called in Conan the Turd Slayer.

 

[colinpants]

have you been snorting snuff? that smells like shit.

 

[SJ's Love Monkey]

You need to drop the kids off at the pool my friend by the sounds of it!

 

[SJ's Love Monkey]

You dont want Mr Brown popping his head out now do you?!

 

[Saint Lennard]

But there isn't any dogshit on them and my feet are clean. What's that all about?

Anyone been kissing your feet ?

 

[Simster]

A thread about DOG SHIT and not surprisingly the google ad at the bottom is for "Portsmouth Chat Room".

 

[CHAPPERS]

Update: Following two poos I can confirm that it weasn't my arse that stunk of dogshit (which smells different to human shit anyway) but it is definitely my shoes. I think I need some new ones.

 

[Withnail]

Maybe your shoes are just shit.

 

[CHAPPERS]

They are brown.

 

[Withnail]

There you go then.

 

[Marc]

weird...my work van stunk of dogshite last week...none on my shoes or boots or wellys and none near the pedals. It was definatley emunating from somewhere but I could'nt for the LIFE of me figure out where from, even the tyres were clean so I had'nt ran over any.


Its gone now though...thankfully!

 

[WATFORD O]

But there isn't any dogshit on them and my feet are clean. What's that all about?

did you tread on bhaexpress?

 

[bhaexpress]

If he did he'd know what a downtrodden man is like. If he trod on you he'd have to have his leg amputated.