My shoes smell like dogshit

[CHAPPERS]

But there isn't any dogshit on them and my feet are clean. What's that all about?

 

[Brighton till i die]

maybe a dog sprayed you as you walked past because you missed the shit he'd just laid hoping that you'd tread in it, innit?

 

[Meade's Ball]

Some dogshits are invisible. I saw a visible dog do one once on the blanket i was having a picnic on. I was just tucking into a vegetarian scotch egg at the time. 'Ooooh', i thought, 'you don't not see that everyday.' To be sure it existed, i ventured close to the see-through deposit and had a whiff. I got some on the end of my nose. It was wet and smelled of chunks. It was a hot day, so the sweat that had accumulated was threatening to pick up a shit-trace and spill it into my mouth. I acted quickly, pulling a lemon-fresh wet-wipe to my soiled face and vigorously cleaning the infected area. It was quite frightening. I put a sign up that read BEWARE INVISIBLE SHIT to make sure a baby wasn't blinded by it.


God i'm bored this morning.

 

[Easy 10]

You probably havn't wiped your ARSE properly this morning, Chappers. Thats where the smell is eminating from.

 

[CHAPPERS]

But I didn't done a poo yet actually so it can't be that izzunit.

 

[Easy 10]

Do you leave them near your cats litter tray at night ? Prolongued exposure to a poorly-buried turd could have an effect. Whenever I watch a cat taking a shit (which I try to do at least once a week), they're usually very half-arsed about burying it in the gravel.

 

[Croydonbloke]

But there isn't any dogshit on them and my feet are clean. What's that all about?

Have you checked your underwear?

 

[Gritt23]

But I didn't done a poo yet actually so it can't be that izzunit.

That's your problem then. You've obviously got a big stinky one just hanging around the departure lounge. Tiny little bottom burps are sneaking their way out all the time, and are picking up the stench as they pass through. Once out they escape down your trouser legs and escape by your shoes.

What you need is a big old dump my friend.

 

[Napper]

are they hush puppies ?
















coat

 

[Yorkie]

That's your problem then. You've obviously got a big stinky one just hanging around the departure lounge. Tiny little bottom burps are sneaking their way out all the time, and are picking up the stench as they pass through. Once out they escape down your trouser legs and escape by your shoes.

What you need is a big old dump my friend.

 

[bhaexpress]

are they hush puppies ?
















coat

 

[zefarelly]

athletes foot? crap shoes? stinky feet

 

[CHAPPERS]

I shall go for a macca and see if that helps but I really don't need one.

 

[East Preston Gull]

That's funny because i let me dog shit all over someone's shoes the other day(oh)

 

[miguelpea]

My mum used to say that if your shoes squeak when you walk it's because you havent paid for them.

This has no bearing on the dogshit smell, except, that maybe your guilty feet have got no rhythm and your shoes reflect this in a pooey sort of way.

 

[CHAPPERS]

Well the poo didn't help and was dissapointly small.

I think the smell must be due to the fact that the shoes I'm wearing are nearly 4 years old.

 

[Meade's Ball]

Well the poo didn't help and was dissapointly small.

In vegetable sizes, how big was it?
I'd like to know what you find disappointing.

 

[Gritt23]

Well the poo didn't help and was dissapointly small.

You've not got it all out mate.

 

[Croydonbloke]

CTS Have you got a kitten? If so have you thought about checking inside your shoes for a turd!!

 

[CHAPPERS]

In vegetable sizes, how big was it?
I'd like to know what you find disappointing.

A bit fatter than a large chilli, I would say.