My old man

[London Calling]

Said "

 

[Barnet Seagull]

I'm a dustman?

 

[Beach Hut]

"shoot all Palace fans"

 

[gonzo666]

"drink lots of beer"

 

[The Great Cornholio]

It's not like it used to be in my day!

 

[Trigger]

"Where's my vest?"

 

[Barnet Seagull]

"I'm also your brother"

 

[Wilts]

"Said be a Palace fan" ?

I then replied with a few explesives... and told him to go and find a bucket.

 

[Everest]

"That Rikki Clarke is a handsome bloke". Then the men in white coats came along.

 

[Scotty Mac]

'has anyone seen my false teeth?'

 

[Wez]

"Falmer is ganna happen!"

 

[seagull over sevenoaks]

I remember when all this used to be fields..

 

[elbowpatches]

'bring me my pipe and slippers'