My LUCKY COCK gave us three points today

[El Presidente]

After a frankly dismal first half, and a mildly more inspiring start to the second, I said to my friends at Colchester today "I'm going to get my LUCKY COCK out to give us a goal, as there is no other way we will score". This can be independently verified by those around me such as Al Bion.

I go to the toilet, have a WAZZ using the said LUCKY COCK, and stroll back to see Lloyd Owusu rocket one into the onion bag.

I think at the very least I should be able to claim an ASSIST for my LUCKY COCK.

 

[Mr Banana]

Ha you so funny

 

[RM-Taylor]

Can you whip it out on Saturday as well, and then again at Bristol, and just to be sure at Huddersfield

 

[Jimmy Grimble]

Can I touch it?

 

[Twinkle Toes]

I hope you washed your hands afterwards.

 

[El Presidente]

I hope you washed your hands afterwards.

Nah, I used one of the NSC lickers instead

 

[Fred Oliver - Legend]

any pictures??

 

[Uncle C]

May you have ha'penis all your life.

 

[Uncle C]

any pictures??

Nah, it was a cold day.

 

[jharris]

Can you get it a season ticket for next year mate !!

 

[The Merry Prankster]

Every little helps.

 

[NMH]

If we won scored because you touched your cock eP, surely we ought to be winning every match, and by several goals?

 

[Taybha]

are we to believe that you have been using your unlucky cock prior to the colchester game? and thats why the team have played like a headless chicken

 

[El Presidente]

are we to believe that you have been using your unlucky cock prior to the colchester game? and thats why the team have played like a headless chicken

No, I used yours instead

 

[Don Quixote]

How big are we talking here?

 

[Paxton Dazo]

How big are we talking here?

Bigger than yours.

 

[Don Quixote]

Bigger than yours.

Have you seen said penis?

 

[TrickyOne]

Do you need to gently rub it like a genie's lamp??