My feckin wife again...... has only booked a short holiday for..... This feckin weekend !!

[Insel affe]

Oh my giddy aunt....

The wife was given some money by her mother this week to help celebrate her birthday this Friday....

We had this Friday through to Tuesday both booked off to celebrate her birthday and spend the long weekend tottering around the south coast, which was no threat to the up coming games......

I do not have a ticket for the Friday game and it is her actual birthday so had resigned it in my head to nip out and watch the game in the pub....

I have been offered a ticket for free for the Monday return fixture at the Amex.....

All good one would think....


However the weather is bloody awful....

Got an email at work she has only booked a short break in feckin Albufiera

Flying out Friday midday and returning on Monday at 10 yes 10pm.....

Why oh feckin why


Anyone else had a poop day, or has a poop wife

 

[The Gem]

Dont be too upset your Wife is taking me away Play off FINAL weekend!!!!!

 

[papajaff]

I wouldn't f**king go. End of!!

My girlfriend loves booking holidays here and there but at the start of every season, she pins up the fixtures in both her offices. Never a problem!

 

[Garry Nelson's Left Foot]

Oh my giddy aunt....

The wife was given some money by her mother this week to help celebrate her birthday this Friday....

We had this Friday through to Tuesday both booked off to celebrate her birthday and spend the long weekend tottering around the south coast, which was no threat to the up coming games......

I do not have a ticket for the Friday game and it is her actual birthday so had resigned it in my head to nip out and watch the game in the pub....

I have been offered a ticket for free for the Monday return fixture at the Amex.....

All good one would think....


However the weather is bloody awful....

Got an email at work she has only booked a short break in feckin Albufiera

Flying out Friday midday and returning on Monday at 10 yes 10pm.....

Why oh feckin why


Anyone else had a poop day, or has a poop wife

Divorce her.

 

[essbee]

Psycho boy,

I hate to be cruel ......but surely she knows the score? My other half booked a
trip to Scotland on the playoff final weekend....to my horror. Should we make it -and a big
if, I've the green light to get a flight back early.

Compromise laddie.

 

[Everest]

Anyone else had a poop day, or has a poop wife

Do her up the poop slot.
It won't make you feel much better, but at least it'll make her realise how being totally Googled over feels.

 

[Paris]

As above.

Get the lawyers in!

 

[nwgull]

Tell her you can't go; she's not going to leave you becuase you had made other important plans. I really don't understand the problem that modern men have with somehow feeling that they need to be subordinate to their WAGs.

 

[sydney]

Oh my giddy aunt....

The wife was given some money by her mother this week to help celebrate her birthday this Friday....

We had this Friday through to Tuesday both booked off to celebrate her birthday and spend the long weekend tottering around the south coast, which was no threat to the up coming games......

I do not have a ticket for the Friday game and it is her actual birthday so had resigned it in my head to nip out and watch the game in the pub....

I have been offered a ticket for free for the Monday return fixture at the Amex.....

All good one would think....


However the weather is bloody awful....

Got an email at work she has only booked a short break in feckin Albufiera

Flying out Friday midday and returning on Monday at 10 yes 10pm.....

Why oh feckin why


Anyone else had a poop day, or has a poop wife

send me a photo of her tits and i might swap for the weekend...

 

[algie]

I counted 11 smileys.

 

[Brian Fantana]

Divorce her.

This.

 

[hybrid_x]

don't go - simple......be strong and loving, but just tell her your not going.....show her the poyet video from last night and ulloas 2nd v palace.

rude of her, not to even ask you.

 

[BensGrandad]

Sounds like you will have to rely on getting internet on the plane home and streaming it. I believe I read that some flights have internet

 

[Brian Fantana]

Sounds like you will have to rely on getting internet on the plane home and streaming it. I believe I read that some flights have internet

It tends to be long haul flights, rather than shorter ones that have internet access.

 

[T soprano]

Tell her " you can stick your Alburfiera up yer arse "

 

[amexee]

Whats the problem. You get a whole weekend on your own.

 

[dwayne]

My feckin wife again...... has only booked a short holiday for..... This feckin

Get rid .....

My girlfriend offered to travel down from London to Falmer on her day off yesterday to pick up tickets for selhurst...... That's the kind of bird you want !!!!

 

[Insel affe]

Dont be too upset your Wife is taking me away Play off FINAL weekend!!!!!

I feel for you, I at least have been promised that all expenses paid as a "treat" for going this weekend.

 

[Mellotron]

Why on earth did you not tell her how important the games this weekend are?

 

[BensGrandad]

Fridays game is no problem for him as there will be a bar in Albufeira that will have sky on.