We need new words for this new genre -- like 'binfestivities', as in "the newbies have kicked off the binfestvities with a couple of idiotic transfer rumours".
Or 'That's the binfest posting I've ever read -- at least as binft as that Maradona rumour'.
Or 'Binfestung' (Ger.) a fortified location in which binfests are held, see NSC.
Or "Binfestschrift", something we collaborate on as a tribute to an honoured, departing club servant, as in "A Binfestschrift in honor of Charlie Oatway."