Motson's Beckham Arselick: Highlights

[jonny.rainbow]

My favourites so far:

In the tunnel with mascots before the match.

"Beckham showing the fatherly touch"

Prior to a free-kick with England 4-0 up.

"There's nothing surer in this game than a goal from David Beckham set piece"

And my personal favourite:

"All the talk of Owen chasing the England goalscoring record, I'd like to have a look at David Beckham's England assist record"

 

[Jam The Man]

Not as bad at his continual mispronounciation of Lennon's forename...

it's Aaron pronounced ARON .. NOT AHHRON dammit!

 

[sir danny cullip]

Not as bad at his continual mispronounciation of Lennon's forename...

it's Aaron pronounced ARON .. NOT AHHRON dammit!

So true, drives me mad I hate watching football on the BBC cant stand Motson or Wright, thank god for Alan Shearer.

 

[Charles 'Charley' Charles]

Not as bad at his continual mispronounciation of Lennon's forename...

it's Aaron pronounced ARON .. NOT AHHRON dammit!

Personally, just going back a few years I prefer the term "double A Ron"

 

[Lord Bracknell]

Not as bad at his continual mispronounciation of Lennon's forename...

it's Aaron pronounced ARON .. NOT AHHRON dammit!

What is it with this name?

We have a whole generation of young people who seem to be unaware that the correct pronunciation is Air-on.



Mind you ... I knew a yank called Gerald. He pronounced it with a hard G, as in Garden.

 

[Dropkick Turnip]

Not as bad at his continual mispronounciation of Lennon's forename...

Mispronunciation not mispronounciation.

People who live in glass houses, etc.

 

[Jam The Man]

What is it with this name?

We have a whole generation of young people who seem to be unaware that the correct pronunciation is Air-on.

Not my way.. anyone calls me Air-on will stand corrected immediately

 

[Jam The Man]

Mispronunciation not mispronounciation.

People who live in glass houses, etc.

JEBUS! I stand corrected!

 

[Jam The Man]

Personally, just going back a few years I prefer the term "double A Ron"

Don't start!

 

[1066gull]

And your complaining because of the name Aaron?


I bet none of you have used the correct term for Adrie. Actually, come to think of it I don't too

Most people call me Audrey, but going back to my primary school days there were a lot worse.

Addrey
Adrian
Andy
Addrei
Audrey
Archie
Argery
Agrie
Aurdri
Arj
Arg
Adrie


Apparently the correct term is A-drey


But I prefer the term Are-drey, but I seem to have adapted enough to Audrey.

EDIT: Also, in my Year 8 days, someone who found my name very arrousing nicknamed me Orgasm

 

[Jam The Man]

well i'm not sure i know how to follow that...

 

[StevieV]

Beckham was fantastic though.

 

[jonny.rainbow]

Beckham was fantastic though.

Don't get me wrong this is not an anti-Beckham thread.

The point I am making is Motson's constant need to praise Beckham, for even the most basic or issues unrelated to football borders on ridiculous.

 

[woodster]

the use of 'your' instead of 'you are'? now thats annoying!

 

[SussexHoop]

In the tunnel with mascots before the match.

"Beckham showing the fatherly touch"

The one thing I noticed in the tunnel was Paul Robinson spit into his gloves, rub it in and then hold hands with some poor mascot all the way to the halfway line.

 

[Common as Mook]

And your complaining because of the name Aaron?


I bet none of you have used the correct term for Adrie. Actually, come to think of it I don't too

Most people call me Audrey, but going back to my primary school days there were a lot worse.

Addrey
Adrian
Andy
Addrei
Audrey
Archie
Argery
Agrie
Aurdri
Arj
Arg
Adrie


Apparently the correct term is A-drey


But I prefer the term Are-drey, but I seem to have adapted enough to Audrey.

EDIT: Also, in my Year 8 days, someone who found my name very arrousing nicknamed me Orgasm

How about "TWAT"?

 

[Starry]

And your complaining because of the name Aaron?


I bet none of you have used the correct term for Adrie. Actually, come to think of it I don't too

Most people call me Audrey, but going back to my primary school days there were a lot worse.

Addrey
Adrian
Andy
Addrei
Audrey
Archie
Argery
Agrie
Aurdri
Arj
Arg
Adrie


Apparently the correct term is A-drey


But I prefer the term Are-drey, but I seem to have adapted enough to Audrey.

EDIT: Also, in my Year 8 days, someone who found my name very arrousing nicknamed me Orgasm

My grandma is called Audrey and I wanted to call my new baby Audrey but you have ruined that name for us. So, thanks ;-)

And Lennon pronounces his own name the way Motson does. Callum is in school with a boy whose name is Aaron but pronounced ah-on. Kinda like Mahon.

 

[Leekbrookgull]

Only in this years cup final,Motty was saying Liverpool were down to ten man,with Gerrard carrying a knock,that was just before S/G made it 3-3 with that 35 yard piledriver. Nice one Motty.

 

[Pevenseagull]

keep you hair on