mother fu**ing trains.....

[Brighton till i die]

.....why is my shit bag wanky f***ing piss poor excuse for a f***ing train DELAYED every night on the way back from south london to brighton in the last couple of weeks......starting to get right on my tits now!

its not enough that its f***ing cold and dark...then you gotta hang around for these mother fuckers to sort out their signalling/lights/points/debris on track/suicide attempt/broken down carriage! 37 f***ing minutes late last night! WANKERS!



i'm sure there was a website set up where u could claim back money when your train is delayed....any1 know it?

 

[Hatterlovesbrighton]

Been fine from London Bridge.

 

[Man of Harveys]

Thameslink has been well and truly screwed around City Thameslink for the past two mornings...even today's mournful train driver sounded pissed off about it on the tannoy: "believe me, we're not happy either"...but thank god they've got their priorities sorted out: two separate ticket inspections on a 70 minute journey...if only their salaries were to be deployed mending the signals at Farringdon...

 

[British Bulldog]

.....why is my shit bag wanky f***ing piss poor excuse for a f***ing train DELAYED every night on the way back from south london to brighton in the last couple of weeks......starting to get right on my tits now!

its not enough that its f***ing cold and dark...then you gotta hang around for these mother fuckers to sort out their signalling/lights/points/debris on track/suicide attempt/broken down carriage! 37 f***ing minutes late last night! WANKERS!



i'm sure there was a website set up where u could claim back money when your train is delayed....any1 know it?

Just the way it goes with train travel i'm afraid!

 

[Gwylan]

Thameslink has been well and truly screwed around City Thameslink for the past two mornings...even today's mournful train driver sounded pissed off about it on the tannoy: "believe me, we're not happy either"...but thank god they've got their priorities sorted out: two separate ticket inspections on a 70 minute journey...if only their salaries were to be deployed mending the signals at Farringdon...

At least you have your dog to take your mind off the shit service.

 

[Lord Bracknell]

Re: Re: mother fu**ing trains.....

Just the way it goes with train travel i'm afraid!

It's far, far worse travelling by road.

For a fifty mile journey, who can predict (within five minutes) how long it will take - and get it right 80 per cent of the time?

Do you demand your money back if you're 37 minutes late?

 

[Croydonbloke]

.....why is my shit bag wanky f***ing piss poor excuse for a f***ing train DELAYED every night on the way back from south london to brighton in the last couple of weeks......starting to get right on my tits now!

its not enough that its f***ing cold and dark...then you gotta hang around for these mother fuckers to sort out their signalling/lights/points/debris on track/suicide attempt/broken down carriage! 37 f***ing minutes late last night! WANKERS!



i'm sure there was a website set up where u could claim back money when your train is delayed....any1 know it?

Get a job locally to you. Selling Ice Creams or Deck Chairs through the summer. And Work in a greasy cafe selling hot pies and Tea in the winter. I do feel sorry for you having to travel to the beauty of South London each week.

 

[Wondergull]

I found this yesterday http://www.southernrailway.com/faq.php?s=&c=8&page=0&q=42#answered

 

[Man of Harveys]

At least you have your dog to take your mind off the shit service.

Haven't seen those two in AGES

 

[Robot Chicken]

Work from HOME instead. It's the FUTURE.

 

[British Bulldog]

Re: Re: Re: mother fu**ing trains.....

It's far, far worse travelling by road.

For a fifty mile journey, who can predict (within five minutes) how long it will take - and get it right 80 per cent of the time?

Do you demand your money back if you're 37 minutes late?

Must admit i'd rather be stuck on a train going nowhere than be stuck in a traffic jam. I know it's frustating for passengers being held up on trains but when failures happen there's certain procedures that have to be carried out and delay's will build up.

 

[Bevendean Hillbilly]

Re: Re: mother fu**ing trains.....

Get a job locally to you. Selling Ice Creams or Deck Chairs through the summer. And Work in a greasy cafe selling hot pies and Tea in the winter. I do feel sorry for you having to travel to the beauty of South London each week.

Is that what you do CB? sell dodgy fried chicken or Kebabs to your multi-ethnic fellow inmates, or provide watered down lager and spunked on sandwiches dahn the boozer??

I do feel sorry for you living in deep sahf.

 

[Ernest]

First Capital Connect aka Thameslink drivers have just had a pay claim knocked back and are not a happy bunch at the moment.

 

[Brighton till i die]

I found this yesterday http://www.southernrailway.com/faq.php?s=&c=8&page=0&q=42#answered

cheers mate - gotta be an hour delayed to get 50% back - bunch of ****s!

working from home does sound appealing - maybe i'll pimp out my misses!!

 

[aftershavedave]

Been fine from London Bridge.

spot on. i was moaning last night that my train was 6 minutes late. that's how good it's been with southern

 

[McShane79]

Yep, I've had no probs with Southern getting back to Worthing from the croydon shithole.

 

[Tricky Dicky]

spot on. i was moaning last night that my train was 6 minutes late. that's how good it's been with southern

At the risk of puting the mockers on my journey tonight, London Bridge to Shoreham has been pretty good lately.

 

[Tom Hark Preston Park]

.....why is my shit bag wanky f***ing piss poor excuse for a f***ing train DELAYED every night on the way back from south london to brighton in the last couple of weeks......starting to get right on my tits now!

Wouldn't be a Thameslink/ThisWeeksName train by any chance? Even if I go drinking five minutes walk from London Bridge of an evening, I just refuse to use those fuckers. Always go back via Victoria on a tried and trusted SOUTHERN train. Much more civilised.

 

[Ernest]

Re: Re: mother fu**ing trains.....

on a tried and trusted SOUTHERN train. Much more civilised.

With a TRIED and TRUSTED guard