jonny.rainbow
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- Oct 29, 2005
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Hopefully they have a high heel shoe as well as a steel toe-capped boot to be equally representative.
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[Drinking] Motd 21/09/19
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Hopefully they have a high heel shoe as well as a steel toe-capped boot to be equally representative.
Knocky's Nose
Mon nez est retiré.
*Gullsworth*
My Hair is like his hair
Agreed, imagine how Newcastle fans feel.......very little possession, could not score at home against little Brighton, last on MOTD. We played well in our eyes and that's all that matters to me.
We weren't last on. Fact.
Wardy's twin
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- Oct 21, 2014
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we are one of the most boring teams in prem .... Really , last season yes this season don't think so though MOTD seemed to want to give that impression although to be fair the commentator did mention wave after wave of Brighton attacks. The football is not as fast as I would like but it certainly is pretty good to watch.
I disagree. I think he's very good value.
Anyway, dishwater is clear in my house. Ditchwater, on the other hand....
Indeed. There was genuine ditchwater on after us.
Gabbiano
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I disagree. I think he's very good value.
Anyway, dishwater is clear in my house. Ditchwater, on the other hand....
You've sent me down a rabbithole here, seems that ditchwater was the original, but dishwater is such a longstanding misphrasing that it has become increasingly accepted. But in any case, I stand corrected. And I would have said that the dishwater is the dirty (dull) water after the dishes have been washed - otherwise its just water.
Found Cahill very dreary. He just kept droning on, repeating "in the box" or "in the pocket" again and again and pointing out fairly obvious things. Not got the charisma for the TV studio.
But admittedly hes far from the worst. Whoever decided to put Clinton Morrison in the pundit's chair for the EFL deserves a very stern talking to.
Yes our football is miles better than last season, but Look at our results this season its hardly going to get neturals wanting to watch us first is it. There is only 6 clubs the media care about and thats a fact, of the hundreds of live prem games on tv this season, How many do not involve any of them six clubs? Not many.
Icy Gull
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- Jul 5, 2003
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Looking forward to what they have to say when we beat a top six team, and I genuinely believe we will this season
*Gullsworth*
My Hair is like his hair
Well certainly Arsenal, Man U (Not top six granted) beatable by anyone this season, like we have in seasons past.
When I take my antipalace goggles off, and also recalibrate my accentsnob filter, and just listen to the bloke, Morrison is knowledgable and reasonable. He also brings a 'different voice'. So I don't have any beef with him either.
Now, on Sky today, we had Roy 'you Englishcunt' Keane, Graeme 'shitmanager' coronary Souness and Jose 'Al Jizzer' 'let me singe any player over 6 foot four, who has already won Champions' league, for any amount of money' 'Maureen' Mourinho, boring the contents of my colon into a hard cold nugget. That is shit punditry, in my view.
And Alan 'Mary Poppins' smug overpaidtwat Shearer.
Most of the rest are tolerable. The Kiwi being fine enough.
Anyway, football punditry is only about opinions....and opinions about football punditry are worth even less than that
Raleigh Chopper
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This game is as exciting as Sunday tea round your aunt's house when you were 8.
Best bit of commentary I have heard since Barry Davies and his where were the Germans line.
And what was the Palace defender up to trying to head it out when Wolves scored their last gasp goal.
Now that was funny.
Best bit of commentary I have heard since Barry Davies and his where were the Germans line.
And what was the Palace defender up to trying to head it out when Wolves scored their last gasp goal.
Now that was funny.
B-right-on
Living the dream
Heard recently that old jug ears is the highest paid TV 'personality'.
That's just wrong on 2 counts, wtf and personality
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FatSuperman
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- Feb 25, 2016
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Truly epic levels of cockuppery from Palace
In their 6 games, they've scored 4 goals, 1 of which was scored by one of their opponents. In three of those six matches, they have been playing against 10 men for at least 15 minutes. Somehow they've still managed to do better than us
darkwolf666
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I disagree. I think he's very good value.
Anyway, dishwater is clear in my house. Ditchwater, on the other hand....
Do you have someone come in an lick your plates clean before you wash them in the Wilson household?
darkwolf666
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Anyway, football punditry is only about opinions....and opinions about football punditry are worth even less than that
Someone once said opinions are like ar$eholes, as in we all have one - unfortunately MoTD appears to have several!