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morals do you have them?



biggles

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Feb 21, 2009
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Thought this was interesting...

MORALS...



You are driving down the road in your car on a wild, stormy night, when you pass by a bus stop and you see three people waiting for the bus:


1. An old lady who looks as if she is about to die.


2. An old friend who once savedyour life.


3 The perfect partner you have been dreaming about.


Which one would you choose to offer a ride to, knowing that there could only be one passenger in your car? Think before you continue reading.


This is a moral/ethical dilemma that was once actually used as part of a job application. You could pick up the old lady, because she is going to die, and thus you should save her first. Or you could take the old friend because he once saved your life, and this would be
the perfect chance to pay him back. However, you may never be able to find your perfect mate again.




YOU WON'T BELIEVE THIS....................




The candidate who was hired (out of 200 applicants) had no trouble coming up with his answer. He simply answered: 'I would give the car keys to my old friend and let him take the lady to the hospital. I would stay behind and wait for the bus with the partner of my dreams.'


Sometimes, we gain more if we are able to give up our stubborn thought limitations.


Never forget to 'Think Outside of the Box.'



HOWEVER...., The correct answer is to run the old lady over and put her out of her misery because browns health care won't pay for her, have sex with the perfect partner on the hood of the car, then drive off with the old friend for a few beers.


God, I just love happy endings!
 




Whitterz

Mmmmm? Marvellous
Aug 9, 2008
3,212
Eastbourne
HOWEVER...., The correct answer is to run the old lady over and put her out of her misery because browns health care won't pay for her, have sex with the perfect partner on the hood of the car, then drive off with the old friend for a few beers.


God, I just love happy endings![/
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There was me thinking this was for once a sensible post!!! :lolol:
 






Questions

Habitual User
Oct 18, 2006
25,490
Worthing
Thought this was interesting...

MORALS...















HOWEVER...., The correct answer is to run the old lady over and put her out of her misery because browns health care won't pay for her, have sex with the perfect partner on the hood of the car, then drive off with the old friend for a few beers.


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It there are no passengers then I fail to see the need for that particular late night bus service.
 




Back in the days when students used to hitch hike towards Brighton in vast numbers from the layby opposite Sussex University, I remember observing two attractive young women being offered a lift by TWO cars that stopped at the same time.

One was a Ferrari, the other was a Rolls Royce.

It took them about ten minutes to make up their minds which lift to take.
 








skipper734

Registered ruffian
Aug 9, 2008
9,189
Curdridge
Back in the days when students used to hitch hike towards Brighton in vast numbers from the layby opposite Sussex University, I remember observing two attractive young women being offered a lift by TWO cars that stopped at the same time.

One was a Ferrari, the other was a Rolls Royce.

It took them about ten minutes to make up their minds which lift to take.

That's women for you, as both of them would not have fitted in the Ferrari.
 








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