monday caption competition

[Northstander]

 

[zefarelly]

let go of my dick Yasser or I'll give you a chinese burn

 

[Marc]

"yes that really is scratch 'n sniff marijuana wallpaper, try it Mr Blair I think you'd enjoy it!"

 

[Robbo]

"So we're agreed, we'll pull down this shocking wallpaper behind us when we send all the photographers out"

 

[bhaexpress]

Did you like my Tommy Cooper impersonation ?

 

[Northstander]

So when you come to the UK Yasser my old son, the home office will give you a cheque for £10,000 for a new motor. We will also house you care of our tax payers!

 

[magoo]

Blair: "Go on, sing Dancing on the Ceiling"

 

[ben andrews' girlfriend]

"Tussads unveil their new waxworks"

 

[Hungry Joe.]

Touch it Fatima, you know you want to.

 

[sullyupthewing]

Gadafi is thinking, ha ha I just got piss on my hands and I ain't washed them.

 

[Lady Whistledown]

"So come on then Colonel, tell me your secret recipe of herbs and spices"

 

[Lammy]

I think some people are confusing the Leader of Palastine with the Leader of LIbia.

 

[Soton Seagull]

'No Prime Minister, Shiek Gadafi is his name'

 

[perth seagull]

"Gaddafi, here's a fiver. Now tell the press that Saddam had weapons of mass destruction!".

 

[The Large One]

Gadaffi: Let's see if he notices my fake arm that he is shaking...


BTW Hmmm. His name is Mohammar, not Yasser.

 

[Smithers-Jones]

It had been a childhood ambition of Gadaffi's to visit the Corrie museum and have his picture taken in Hilda's front room

 

[kevinsmith]

So how much oil did you say you had!

 

[gullmachine88]

'they both agreed as a last resort it was time to invite the changing rooms crew around'

 

[Smithers-Jones]

"That's the last time I let Blunket choose the f*&king wallpaper!"

 

[Titanic]

Blair is thinking...

I wish they would hurry up with these final photos - don't they realise I've left that buffoon Prescott in charge at home, God knows what sort of mess the country will be in when I get back!