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Momentum Kids
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Magic Sponge
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Midwich Cuckoos ?
Fred Oliver - Legend
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nevergoagain
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Is the one on the left David Clarkson ?
Buzzer
Languidly Clinical
- Oct 1, 2006
- 26,121
A socialist indoctrination camp for children based around a cult of personality. What could possibly go wrong?
Curriculum to include checking if your parents are Red Tories and how to report them, a daily 2 minute hate (Fridays are set aside specifically for hating Jews), esoteric mathematics to explain such things as why 48% is more than 52% and of course revised history will be compulsory to best understand how a hard-left society is a free and open society.
Curriculum to include checking if your parents are Red Tories and how to report them, a daily 2 minute hate (Fridays are set aside specifically for hating Jews), esoteric mathematics to explain such things as why 48% is more than 52% and of course revised history will be compulsory to best understand how a hard-left society is a free and open society.
Prince Monolulu
Everything in Moderation
Where Eagles Dare.....what a fillum that was.
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Name: Momentum Kids.
Age: From birth to adolescence.
Appearance: Covered in red crayon.
Is it a kids version of Momentum, the leftwing activist network created to support Jeremy Corbyn? That’s right.
So, a bit like Gap Kids then? Um. In a way. Its founders aim to “increase the involvement of children, parents and carers in Momentum and the Labour party”.
I see. And how are they going to do that? By providing childcare so that single parents can spend more time being Momentum activists. And “to increase children’s involvement in Momentum and the Labour movement by promoting political activity that is fun, engaging and child-friendly”.
All kinds of political activity? Absolutely, expressing the whole range of ways to agree with Jeremy Corbyn.
So, to recap: Momentum Kids brainwashes your children. “Brainwash” is such an ugly word.
Indoctrinate? That isn’t how they see it. Sasha Josette, one of the founders of Momentum Kids, prefers to say that they will “create a space for questioning, curious children where we can listen to them and give them a voice”.
A roomful of adults trying to make you share their strong political views? Could any space possibly be worse for a questioning child? I’ll get back to you on that. Momentum Kids has already been running on a small scale for the past few months, but will now launch nationwide at The World Transformed. That’s the big Momentum festival happening alongside the Labour conference in Liverpool.
What kinds of activities can the children expect at the festival? Well, there’s storytelling with “Alan Gibbon”, which probably means Alan Gibbons, the children’s author who supports Momentum. And there’s a street art workshop with “Sasha Jossette”, which is probably the Josette we’ve been talking about.
Probably. Momentum Kids also shared details of the Teddy Bear Mandate, another children’s event that will take place at the festival.
The what? “Bring your favourite toy to the workshop where we will imagine the party it might join and lead, and what it stands for. What is your toy’s mandate, what are the positives that would make your toy a great leader? The children will make signs and banners and stage a mock protest.”
What if the questioning, curious children want to protest against the Labour party’s extremely unpopular leader? Let us just hope that, somehow, that won’t happen.
Do call it: “Tiny Trots.”
http://www.theguardian.com/politics...-kids-where-childcare-meets-leftwing-activism
Momentum Kids – where childcare meets leftwing activism
Age: From birth to adolescence.
Appearance: Covered in red crayon.
Is it a kids version of Momentum, the leftwing activist network created to support Jeremy Corbyn? That’s right.
So, a bit like Gap Kids then? Um. In a way. Its founders aim to “increase the involvement of children, parents and carers in Momentum and the Labour party”.
I see. And how are they going to do that? By providing childcare so that single parents can spend more time being Momentum activists. And “to increase children’s involvement in Momentum and the Labour movement by promoting political activity that is fun, engaging and child-friendly”.
All kinds of political activity? Absolutely, expressing the whole range of ways to agree with Jeremy Corbyn.
So, to recap: Momentum Kids brainwashes your children. “Brainwash” is such an ugly word.
Indoctrinate? That isn’t how they see it. Sasha Josette, one of the founders of Momentum Kids, prefers to say that they will “create a space for questioning, curious children where we can listen to them and give them a voice”.
A roomful of adults trying to make you share their strong political views? Could any space possibly be worse for a questioning child? I’ll get back to you on that. Momentum Kids has already been running on a small scale for the past few months, but will now launch nationwide at The World Transformed. That’s the big Momentum festival happening alongside the Labour conference in Liverpool.
What kinds of activities can the children expect at the festival? Well, there’s storytelling with “Alan Gibbon”, which probably means Alan Gibbons, the children’s author who supports Momentum. And there’s a street art workshop with “Sasha Jossette”, which is probably the Josette we’ve been talking about.
Probably. Momentum Kids also shared details of the Teddy Bear Mandate, another children’s event that will take place at the festival.
The what? “Bring your favourite toy to the workshop where we will imagine the party it might join and lead, and what it stands for. What is your toy’s mandate, what are the positives that would make your toy a great leader? The children will make signs and banners and stage a mock protest.”
What if the questioning, curious children want to protest against the Labour party’s extremely unpopular leader? Let us just hope that, somehow, that won’t happen.
Do call it: “Tiny Trots.”
http://www.theguardian.com/politics...-kids-where-childcare-meets-leftwing-activism
Momentum Kids – where childcare meets leftwing activism
Hampster Gull
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- Dec 22, 2010
- 13,465
Reverse takeover. Very capitalist
alfredmizen
Banned
- Mar 11, 2015
- 6,342
The humourless tosspot couldn't even answer a question about his favourite biscuit in a lighthearted way , man of the people my Arse, he's just as out of touch with ordinary people as any Tory
http://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/201...rbyn-takes-the-famous-mumsnet-biscuit-test-a/
Hampster Gull
Well-known member
- Dec 22, 2010
- 13,465
Be afraid, be very afraid
Mine's Bourbon cream.
pastafarian
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How do you feel about custard creams?
Sent from my iPhone in a non-Calde world :-(
alfredmizen
Banned
- Mar 11, 2015
- 6,342
Same , although they're vying for top spot with chocolate hobknobs
pastafarian
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At my boarding school the cream centre was considered too over powering for the ejaculate.
The biscuit of choice was TUC.
If you are going to whack off on a biscuit and pass it around for eating TUC offers a perfect balance of salt and cheese and has a perfect platform for deliverance. Custard cream didnt fit the bill.
It depends upon the thickness of your cream I suppose.
Sent from my iPhone in a non-Calde world :-(
maltaseagull
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Alright by me but bourbon creams edge it.