Molango Caption Comp

[¡Cereal Killer!]

On news on hearing he has signed for Wrexham, Molango is wondering "Is that where onside is?"

 

[turienzo's lovechild]

"the tip of my penis is over there somewhere, its THAT big"

 

[ali jenkins]

"Oh shit, not Wrexham!"

 

[Gritt23]

"What's he doing to that sheep?"

 

[Wardy]

When they said the Raceground, I thought they had signed me because of my horse sized manhood.

 

[surrey jim]

Oh Shit, they never told me Wrexham was in Wales

 

[Hampden Park]

shit myself have you?

 

[Hampden Park]

hold those two sheep whilst i count them

 

[Berk (of 'Trapdoor' fame)]

'Peperami...it's a bit of an animal'

 

[The Timekeeper]

Please release me let me go, for I don't love you anymore.......
To waste our lives would be a sin, so release me and let me play again.

 

[Bevendean Hillbilly]

Sentrys report Zulus to the southwest, thousands of em.!

Men of Harlech stand ye steady!!

 

[Napper]

f*** me , gravy train keeps on rolling

 

[Seagulltonian]

"Oh Shit! That's not an inflatable is it "

 

[Uncle Buck]

I can practise my first touch on the sheep.

 

[RM-Taylor]

Thinking to himself, "I wonder if I could just run as fast as I can over that fence and get away from that horrible man Dick and this other horrible man Dean. I've been here for over 3 years now and I've not seen any of the fruit I was told I will be selling, but they want me to go and kick a ball of air around the pitch, but they said I'm not very good. I WANT TO GO BACK TO MY FAMILY IN KAZHAKSTAN!"

 

[Marc]

wheres my left ear gone?










my GOD thats poor

 

[Statto]

Maheta molangos reaction after hearing that wrexham were chasing his signature.