Modern football

[Easy 10]

Real Madrid's Marco Asensio will miss tonights Champions League opener against Apoel Nicosia with an infected pimple, after he shaved his legs. He can't lift his sock over it.

 

[Exile]

Better than missing a Championship match after picking up an infected GONAD in a 'male grooming' incident, as per an Albion player of recent times!

 

[mejonaNO12 aka riskit]

How would anyone resist a good SQUEEZE of that?

 

[Easy 10]

Better than missing a Championship match after picking up an infected GONAD in a 'male grooming' incident, as per an Albion player of recent times!

In fairness though, an infected spud sounds a LOT more painful than a pimple on the leg.

 

[jakarta]

A modern day Bert Trautmann, hang in there mate...

 

[Mr Bridger]

Real Madrid's Marco Asensio will miss tonights Champions League opener against Apoel Nicosia with an infected pimple, after he shaved his legs. He can't lift his sock over it.

Is it limited to just football? Seems to sum up modern man.
Why the fvck are they obsessed with shaving chests, legs , sacks and cracks

 

[Thunder Bolt]

https://twitter.com/GaryLineker/status/907964645356470272

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[LlcoolJ]

I know cyclists shave their legs to improve performance.... but why would a football player?

 

[Ernest]

I wax EVERYWHERE

 

[sir albion]

Looks like liberalism is in football as well now.....bloody weak people !!!!

 

[burnee54]

I wax EVERYWHERE

I wax Lyrical

 

[Superphil]

I wax EVERYWHERE

Even up the Amex?

 

[brightn'ove]

Looks like liberalism is in football as well now.....bloody weak people !!!!

What the **** are you on about

 

[Coldeanseagull]

Seeing as he is not English, are we allowed to call him a soft foreign poof or can I not say foreign?

 

[jakarta]

Seeing as he is not English, are we allowed to call him a soft foreign poof or can I not say foreign?

Just call him Johnny Foreigner, it will immediately become apparent of the type of Cove we are dealing with.

 

[Baker lite]

I wax EVERYWHERE

PROVE it..

 

[bn1&bn3 Albion]

I know cyclists shave their legs to improve performance.... but why would a football player?

Most players have strapping around ankles/knees/muscles, rather shave the hair off than have to rip strapping off a hairy leg.

 

[happypig]

Seeing as he is not English, are we allowed to call him a soft foreign poof or can I not say foreign?

I believe the term is Euro-Ponce.

Brexit should rid us of all that sort of nonsense.

 

[Stat Brother]

I know cyclists shave their legs to improve performance.... but why would a football player?

It's not really anything to do with performance, more about getting a better massage and cleaner cuts/grazes etc.