Mock The Week

[Aldo]

A new game as seen on TV show, Mock The Week ?

One person thinks of a funny subjects question ("Exam Questions That Didn't Make It?")

And others think of funny answers ("If i have 1/4 and 1/8, how stoned will i be")

Question: Things your unlikely to hear Alex Ferguson say ?

 

[Frutos]

"I know we're losing, but I think you've added quite enough time on ref"

 

[HG201]

Thats fine Christiano, i'm happy for you to depart the club, i wish you the best of luck in your career

 

[Aldo]

No its okay Mr Bennet, i dont need to pay you a large sum of money this match !

IF ANY BETTER QUESTION ARE THOUGHT OF PLEASE ADD

 

[HG201]

Ok, fair enough, the better team won today, i'm just upset that this wasn't us on this truly devine evening

 

[¡Cereal Killer!]

I feel sorry for the other team today, they had two goals dissalowed for offside which were clearly onside and had there goalkeeper sent off after Ronaldo was a cheating bastard as always and dived.

 

[backson]

Why I think you're right, David Beckham is bigger than this club

 

[vegster]

"Oh, So you are from the BBC ?..... come in to my office and I'll hold all my calls and give you an hour to ask me anything you like about my involvement with my son regarding transfer dealings."

 

[sod1]

"i have no problem with releasing Wayne Rooney for Englands forthcoming away friendly with Australia"

 

[We're the Stripes]

Win or lose, it's all the same to me. Let's face it, it's only 22 men kicking a ball around, isn't it?

 

[SurreySeagulls]

I really wish Chelsea would win the Premiership this season, they play an exciting brand of football and it would be good for the game as a whole if they won. We are going to concentrate on the Carling Cup this season.

 

[Gazwag]

Harder Arsene

 

[Aldo]

New Question

John Terrys Excuses For Missing The Penalty In Moscow ?

 

[SurreySeagulls]

Rio said that if I had scored he would then bugger me an the next England training session

 

[Munkfish]

Rio said that if I had scored he would then Merk me an the next England training session

Edited your post.

 

[RM-Taylor]

I thought that because red is my favourite colour, I'd let the red team win this time

 

[TWOCHOICEStom]

New Question

John Terrys Excuses For Missing The Penalty In Moscow ?

Surely the categories should be "things your unlikely to hear/see/say...."

or am i missing the point and ruining the game?? ok I'll play nice...



"Gaffa told me that if I scored he'd pay for me to get a haircut in an actual barbers, rather than getting my blind dog to do it.. the pressure was just too much"

 

[Gazwag]

I should have seen Ronaldo shake his head over the penalty spot