Missing Trident Missile !!

[Leekbrookgull]

Right own up who,s got it ?

 

[Ⓩ-Ⓐ-Ⓜ-Ⓞ-Ⓡ-Ⓐ]

Didn't Jiri Skalak launch it into the QPR net last season?

 

[Two Professors]

It landed in Sheffield,but they're so MASSIVE nobody noticed

 

[AmexRuislip]

Reprogrammed to hit the HBB News desk!

 

[banjo]

 

[deletebeepbeepbeep]

So we've got an even more ridiculous nuclear weapons system then one without nukes, instead we don't know which direction the nukes are going to go when they are fired.

 

[Eeyore]

If you should find it there may be a match ball nearby. It'll be good to resolve the Ulloa penalty riddle.

 

[el punal]

Pssst! If anyone's interested just picked one up from a bloke in the pub. Yours for £50. No names, no pack drill. Strictly kosher. Don't tell the missus.

 

[knocky1]

A nuclear deterrent. No one will want to buy Trident now.

Of course it may have been a test run on hitting a certain billionaire's Florida Mansion and was never off course.

 

[Two Professors]

So we've got an even more ridiculous nuclear weapons system then one without nukes, instead we don't know which direction the nukes are going to go when they are fired.

Why do think we test them off the coast of the USA?

 

[larus]

It landed in Sheffield,but they're so MASSIVE nobody noticed

I heard it landed in Croydon and the damage greatly improved the ambience.

 

[withdeanwombat]

Come on! It's not exactly rocket scien.........

 

[Ernest]

Another TORY cock up and Maggie May very SHIFTY when questioned about it earlier

 

[withdeanwombat]

Every time she opens her mouth rubbish falls out.

 

[Leekbrookgull]

Please,just check your garden. You never know ?

 

[Cheshire Cat]

I've got one...

 

[Leekbrookgull]

Cheshire,any Missiles ?

 

[JC Footy Genius]

We have the BEST Nuclear missiles. The ENEMY doesn't know where they are fired from and WE don't know where they will land.

 

[Official Old Man]

Flying south I saw a plane going in the opposite direction rather close to us (but not dangerous). It looked just like a missile going past at first.

 

[Bry Nylon]

Pssst! If anyone's interested just picked one up from a bloke in the pub. Yours for £50. No names, no pack drill. Strictly kosher. Don't tell the missus.

Sell it on to Palace as the latest t-shirt cannon - they LOVE that sort of thing.

Tell 'em to point it at the Holmsdale and then Steve Parish can sit astride it and press the big red button.