MisHeard Lyrics Again!!

[Parson Henry]

I know we have had many threads but I cannot recall one for soemtime so here goes.

Heard on the way in to work this morning from Year of the cat - Al Stewart

"On the bus I'm a tourist's cigar"

instead of

"And the bus and the tourists are gone"

Any other offerings?

 

[Easy 10]

Frankie Goes To Hollywood.

"WAR - coupled with a mince pie"
instead of
"WAR - coupled with a mans pride"

 

[Kylies Stunt Arse]

www.kissthisguy.com

Loads of brilliant ones on there.

 

[Trufflehound]

Paul Young - Every time you go away, you take a piece of meat with you.

 

[Da Man Clay]

Yes there is!

Ive got no them, but it grew back again, your never gonna keep me down.
Brilliant

 

[Lammy]

Macy Gray

Actual - "My world crumbles when you are not here"

Sounds like - "I wore goggles when you are not here"


FACT

 

[Brovion]

When my Mum was a teacher at Moulscombe the kids used to sing
"Stand on your dinner, your monkey is a lie!"

Can you guess what that should have been? I'll post the answer later if anyone can be arsed to guess.

 

[Parson Henry]

When my Mum was a teacher at Moulscombe the kids used to sing
"Stand on your dinner, your monkey is a lie!"

Can you guess what that should have been? I'll post the answer later if anyone can be arsed to guess.

Stand and Deliver..easy..

 

[Pigsy]

When my Mum was a teacher at Moulscombe the kids used to sing
"Stand on your dinner, your monkey is a lie!"

Can you guess what that should have been? I'll post the answer later if anyone can be arsed to guess.

That Adam and the Ants song. Where he's the highwayman,

 

[Brovion]

That Adam and the Ants song. Where he's the highwayman,

Well that didn't take long! Yes, "Stand and deliver your money or your life!"

 

[zefarelly]

my ears are alight

 

[Parson Henry]

my ears are alight

shaving for breakfast 'rolls eys again'

 

[Parson Henry]

Well that didn't take long! Yes, "Stand and deliver your money or your life!"

Ahem was I not a wee bit quicker ahem.

 

[Hampden Park]

some kunt shouted evelyn = ??

 

[Trufflehound]

Donny Osmond - They tried to sell me egg fu yung...


Or was that the Two Ronnies?

 

[sunshine]

Iwish i was a punk rocker = i wish i was a prawn cracker

 

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Iwish i was a punk rocker = i wish i was a prawn cracker

With fried rice in my hair

 

[John Boy]

Oasis- Little by little

Fading like the stars we wish to be

I misheard as

Faded like the stars we used to be

(Thought it made sense, as it came after a couple of poor albums!)

 

[Superphil]

I can see you, your bra strap's shining in the sun.

Not sure what it really says though.

Boys of Summer, Don Henley

 

[Man of Harveys]

Not sure what it really says though.

It's "brown skin shining...". For ages, I thought he said "brown STAIN".