Midweek Caption Comp!

[Northstander]

 

[SJ's Love Monkey]

Avid Merrion's new comic creation: Dick Knight!

 

[Captain Pugwash]

Dick Knight finally gets what Ernest has been promising for years...

 

[SJ's Love Monkey]

Bill Oddie wishes those bloody birds would stop eating blackberries!

 

[Les Biehn]

Looney's Scouts urban outreach program was somewhat misjudged.

 

[Man of Harveys]

"I guess my boozing really got out of hand after they canned the Black And White Minstrel Show"

 

[Hiney]

Ken Bates didn't quite make the final of the Al Jolson lookalike competition

 

[Stevegull]

Some bloke dressed like a twat

 

[Barrel of Fun]

Wanted: ‘Oddball’ suspected of invading Kylie Minougue’s chimney. Sometimes uses the the name ‘Dwayne’.
Call 0890 123456

 

[Trufflehound]

That's the last I stick my head up an elephant's arse.

 

[Les Biehn]

The black cops plan to infiltrate the Klan went slightly wrong when he realised he had whited up everywhere except his face.

 

[Theatre of Trees]

Is it cos I is black?

 

[Bakesy]

Simon Jordan locked in the sunbed for 3 weeks by mischieveous Brighton fans.......

 

[ezmally]

ello daaaaaaave

 

[SJ's Love Monkey]

Simon Jordan locked in the sunbed for 3 weeks by mischieveous Brighton fans.......

But Simon Jordan hasn't got a beard Andrew!!

 

[Hampden Park]

But Simon Jordan hasn't got a beard Andrew!!

he would have after 3 weeks

 

[Goodfella]

Man on his way to interview for the African version of 'The Royale Family'

 

[Bakesy]

But Simon Jordan hasn't got a beard Andrew!!

Which is why i said 3 weeks

 

[NMH]

And here we see one of the Klu Klux Klan disguises that was declined in favour of the 'pointy-headed ghost' outfit.

 

[Hiney]

Ed Bassford goes undercover to infiltrate a LDC Planning Committee meeting