Midweek Caption Comp!

[Horsham Gull]

MISSING PERSONS - DICK KNIGHT
Please contact Ticket Office, 5/6 Queens Road, Brighton BN1 3WA with any information!

 

[Everest]

Leroy Bracknell arrives from Jamaica to visit his cousin, Lord.

 

[Theatre of Trees]

Former Portugal defender Abel Xavier admits that his current drug ban has aged him prematurely.

 

[seagullsovergrimsby]

I have no idea how the police knew I nicked that steam train from the Bluebell railway.

 

[SussexSpur]

"No, there's nothing wrong with your exhaust as far as I can tell ----- oh."