I don't think it's the fact that Stoke's too far north, more the fact that it's stuck in the seventies. Has to be the most horrible place i've visited and I've been to Cardiff.
Not true, I smuggled a computer in to Stoke. But I am not lying when I say that after 2 games all I have had is Vale and Stoke are going to win their leagues and Sroke are going to be europena champions ( they did beat Man Utd you know !). Oh and Stoke is going to be European City of Culture next year apparently (accoring to the same people who think they are going to win the league )