Mid Life Crisis

[red star portslade]

I was rather hoping that when I had a mid life crisis I would go the whole hog and buy myself a sports car, have the best sex of my life with a Columbian Lap Dancer, snort myself into oblivion and then relocate to a shack on a Pacific island.

Instead my mid life crisis involves feeling a bit fed up.

Any tips on how to really get my money's worth on this one?

 

[Icy Gull]

You need to actually spend some money on your mid life crisis. Harley Davidson?

 

[Bozza]

Have you considered buy yourself a sports car, having the best sex of your life with a Columbian Lap Dancer, snorting yourself into oblivion and then relocating to a shack on a Pacific island?

 

[BadFish]

You need to actually spend some money on your mid life crisis. Harley Davidson?

I think I might put mine of till I can afford it. Seems a shame to have it while I am skint.

 

[Goldstone1976]

You need to actually spend some money on your mid life crisis. Harley Davidson?

You total b*stard. I've been looking at getting myself a Fat Boy, all the time persuading myself it isn't a sign of a mid-life crisis. You've only gone and confirmed what I've always known deep down inside.

Still, I might embrace the crisis anyway.

I've managed to persuade myself that an M3 doesn't really count as a mid-life crisis indicator (it's got back seats that I can sit in reasonably comfortably). I'm struggling to persuade myself that my g/f isn't an indicator though. Still, she seems happy enough.

 

[somerset]

I had mine in 2005, aged 43,... went on the Lions Tour to NZ, then bought a new motorbike on my return,...... harmless enough.

 

[Goldstone1976]

I was rather hoping that when I had a mid life crisis I would go the whole hog and buy myself a sports car, have the best sex of my life with a Columbian Lap Dancer, snort myself into oblivion and then relocate to a shack on a Pacific island.

Instead my mid life crisis involves feeling a bit fed up.

Any tips on how to really get my money's worth on this one?

Ummm. Two threads on the same topic in 5 minutes? That's not a mid-life crisis; that's senility.

 

[Nibble]

I had a pre-midlife crisis at age 35. I went bonkers on Amazon, buying a tonne of band t-shirts which I never wear. I know, craaazy right? Rumble young man, rumble.

 

[kjgood]

In answer to your query, I recently went out and bought myself a convertible Porsche 911 Carrera and flashy sunglasses. Does it work....HELL YES!

 

[El Presidente]

I had mine in 2005, aged 43,... went on the Lions Tour to NZ, then bought a new motorbike on my return,...... harmless enough.

How was that trip to Burnley on your motorbike with a screaming pillion passenger and his suitcase?

 

[red star portslade]

I had a pre-midlife crisis at age 35. I went bonkers on Amazon, buying a tonne of band t-shirts which I never wear. I know, craaazy right? Rumble young man, rumble.

I have started to buy gourmet biscuits.You know, the kind of biscuits you normally only stare at wistfully, whilst putting the own-brand digestives into your basket. Those biscuits.

Madness!

 

[Icy Gull]

I have started to buy gourmet biscuits.You know, the kind of biscuits you normally only stare at wistfully, whilst putting the own-brand digestives into your basket. Those biscuits.

Madness!

That is what you do when you are well past a mid life crisis, it comes just before senility, maybe you have missed the mid life crisis boat?

 

[knocky1]

In answer to your query, I recently went out and bought myself a convertible Porsche 911 Carrera and flashy sunglasses. Does it work....HELL YES!

What happens when you take the sunglasses off?

 

[knocky1]

I think I might put mine of till I can afford it. Seems a shame to have it while I am skint.

You could buy a pink shirt?

 

[Hamilton]

I was rather hoping that when I had a mid life crisis I would go the whole hog and buy myself a sports car, have the best sex of my life with a Columbian Lap Dancer, snort myself into oblivion and then relocate to a shack on a Pacific island.

Instead my mid life crisis involves feeling a bit fed up.

Any tips on how to really get my money's worth on this one?

Buy a sports car? Have lots of sex? Get high?

Or you could just get the garden sorted. There's probably lots to do out there.

 

[somerset]

How was that trip to Burnley on your motorbike with a screaming pillion passenger and his suitcase?

Fine, but I asked him to do one thing for me, just one, to remind me when we get to the right junction on the M65, and guess what??....................................................................... yeah, you guessed it,....... he missed it.

 

[MarioOrlandi]

What happens when you take the sunglasses off?

A fly hits you in the eye and crash the car at speed

 

[pastafarian]

You could buy a pink shirt?

wait......what?

is buying a pink shirt an indicator the crisis is just around the corner?

 

[El Presidente]

Fine, but I asked him to do one thing for me, just one, to remind me when we get to the right junction on the M65, and guess what??....................................................................... yeah, you guessed it,....... he missed it.

...and then kicked a traffic policeman when you stopped at some lights.

 

[Goldstone1976]

wait......what?

is buying a pink shirt an indicator the crisis is just around the corner?

Wrong tense, I'm afraid....