Micheal Jackson

[Husty]

What do Santa and Michael Jackson have in common? They both sneak into childrens rooms and leave with empty sacs.

 

[Easy 10]

Didnt he have a flesh eating disease a while back?

Yes.
It was called Culkinscock I believe.

 

[seagullsovergrimsby]

Russ & Dabbzy have tickets for one of his Wembley gigs next February , do they get a refund if his condition becomes terminal ?

 

[Husty]

Russ & Dabbzy have tickets for one of his Wembley gigs next February , do they get a refund if his condition becomes terminal ?

Of course they will, some people worry about the stupidest things, but we already know it isnt terminal and he has said he is going to do the gigs.

 

[Safeway]

Russ & Dabbzy have tickets for one of his Wembley gigs next February , do they get a refund if his condition becomes terminal ?

They're shafted either way, the gigs are at the O2.

 

[Norman Potting]

What the difference between Michael Jackson and a Sainsbury's carrier bag
































































One is made of plastic and it is not a good idea to allow children to play with it.

The other is used for carrying home groceries from the shops.

 

[NMH]

I see a link to the nonce at the top of the page. He doesn't waste an opportunity even when he's getting slagged off!

 

[NMH]

How do you know what time is bedtime in MJ's house?

When the big hand is on the little hand....