Michael Essien

[Notters]

Just saw the aforementioned Prem player going into Audio... a sign of things to come?

He gave his passport to the bouncers, they said "you're not Michael Essien!", then he took off his big rasta hat with fake dreads, and they said.. "OH!"

Quality.

 

[Notters]

My artist's impression... Yes, I'm wasted.

 

[fatboy]

Just saw the aforementioned Prem player going into Audio... a sign of things to come?

He gave his passport to the bouncers, they said "you're not Michael Essien!", then he took off his big rasta hat with fake dreads, and they said.. "OH!"

Quality.

Thank you for texting me this in the middle of the night!!!

 

[ali jenkins]

Thank you for texting me this in the middle of the night!!!

Thanks you for texting me in the middle of the night, and thanks for the beer

x

 

[Scotty Mac]

Thanks you for texting me in the middle of the night, and thanks for the beer

x

thanks for not texting me at all

 

[Notters]

Thank you for texting me this in the middle of the night!!!

What are you on about rumble? I didn't text you, I phoned you and spoke to you, and it was about 2.30 and you were in a club, so it hardly bothered you, did it?!

 

[Mendoza]

Thank you for texting me this in the middle of the night!!!

 

[logan89]

Why would they ask him for his passport, to see if he was legal in this country? because he certainly looks over 18/21

 

[Lady Whistledown]

Wow, Sussex is truly a celebrity hang-out today.

I don't know which is more exciting, Essien at Audio or Clare Balding loitering around the Olympos gym in Burgess Hill this morning

 

[vegster]

Wow, Sussex is truly a celebrity hang-out today.

I don't know which is more exciting, Essien at Audio or Clare Balding loitering around the Olympos gym in Burgess Hill this morning

I'm a bit worried here.. was she attempting a George Michael type pick up ?

 

[Questions]

I'm a bit worried here.. was she attempting a George Michael type pick up ?

Well that is where all the butch policewoman hang out.

 

[vegster]

Well that is where all the butch policewoman hang out.

I thought they prefered 3 on 1 action with soldiers ?

 

[Questions]

I thought they prefered 3 on 1 action with soldiers ?

I`m sure they`ll say it was justified and not excessive.

 

[Lady Whistledown]

I'm a bit worried here.. was she attempting a George Michael type pick up ?

It transpires that there's some kind of international Bowls tournament going on at the Triangle, which the BBC- presumably due to having lost the contracts to show all sports that are in any way interesting or exciting- have been broadcasting live coverage from. Woohoo.

Still not sure why this warrants a broadcast from inside the gym, but hey, even bowls fans need a break from the thrills & spills of the action, I'm sure.

 

[vegster]

I`m sure they`ll say it was justified and not excessive.

True, on the video it was impossible to hear what that one unarmed man said to those three burly, truncheoned up and pepperspray equipped policemen...... but it must have been very hurtful

 

[Questions]

It`ll be something to do with their haircuts, trust me.

 

[Notters]

Why would they ask him for his passport, to see if he was legal in this country? because he certainly looks over 18/21

They ask everyone for ID at most clubs in Brighton, particularly after 2am.