Miami

[dwayne]

dwayne, you do talk bullshit!!!

going to miami ,........my Arse!!!!!!

err it's a pretty small world these days, the east coast of the states is virtually next door

 

[CAFC Matt]

Virtually? - only a couple thousand miles

 

[CHAPPERS]

Do you mean virtually in the way that you are bullshitting over the internet?

 

[dwayne]

I'm gonna go next weekend. I can afford up to £500, I reckon I can get that price on standby.

 

[CAFC Matt]

Do you mean virtually in the way that you are bullshitting over the internet?

I mean't Virtually Next Door

 

[Tom Bombadil]

I thought I might travel to the moon this weekend. The man who lives there is my friend. I think I can get there for a packet of refreshers and some top trumps, or if i touch my friend in his special place.

 

[aftershavedave]

moderator: plaese file this thread under "dwayne's monster porkies" m for miami, just after k for kylie

 

[Stumpy Tim]

I thought I might travel to the moon this weekend. The man who lives there is my friend. I think I can get there for a packet of refreshers and some top trumps, or if i touch my friend in his special place.

Don't give your top trumps away you fool. You'll need them for the journey

 

[CAFC Matt]

I thought I might travel to the moon this weekend. The man who lives there is my friend. I think I can get there for a packet of refreshers and some top trumps, or if i touch my friend in his special place.

I might go to Mars - Martians are quite friendly

 

[dwayne]

NSC gold??

 

[Brixtaan]

your going to chat to your mate in Miami on the internet? send my regards

 

[dwayne]

your going to chat to your mate in Miami on the internet? send my regards

looks like the only way unless I can get that price down considerably

 

[Papa Lazarou]

Damn you all - I was trying to parody this thread on the Rejkjavik thread...

 

[dwayne]

ohh thats what you were trying to do??

I'm now the 1st member of "Papa is the funniest poster after safeway fanclub."

 

[Papa Lazarou]

I'm so proud...

 

[Simster]

moderator: plaese file this thread under "dwayne's monster porkies" m for miami, just after k for kylie

...but just before "millionaire chimney sweeps".

And well after "drug expertise", but before "whigger-speak authority"

 

[dwayne]

I never said he was a millionaire but chimney sweeper is on holiday in Florida at the moment that's one of the reasons I wanna go!!

 

[Stumpy Tim]

And after "black man"

 

[WATFORD O]

and hes a f***ing retard!

 

[Brovion]

And after "black man"

... and after 'Investment Banking Guru' but before 'SQL expert'