Met Police v Crawley Town

[Dandyman]

Surely a match made in Heaven ?

 

[Tom Hark Preston Park]

For sure. Cuts out the middle man

 

[CorgiRegisteredFriend]

Surely one for t.v.

 

[Chicken Runner61]

They will have to be on their best behaviour!

 

[Durlston]

Would love to smoke a big fat reefer during the game with the stink drifting across the pitch and the Met OB wondering whether to carry on playing.

 

[Ronnie]

I see the player scoring all the goals for Met Police - Jonte Smith - is on loan from Crawley
Wonder if they will let him play in the match

 

[Durlston]

I see that the Metropolitan Police players don't have to be cops to play for the club but I presume they have to be clean and have no previous convictions for any offence (like having a shot against a Brazilian).