*Mean SPIRITED people REFUSING to SPONSOR my 8 yr old NEPHEW*

[Ernest]

I went OUT last night with my 8 year old NEPHEW Tristram to get some SPONSORS for his imaginary walk , he is GENDER neutral so a lot of PEOPLE think he is my NIECE especially as he INSISTS on DRESSING in KYLIE Minogue GOLD hot pants and TWERKING all the time.

He said KNOCK on his next door NEIGHBOUR to start and this MISERABLE old toss pot answered and he asked him for a FIVER for his sponsored walk. My god you have NEVER ever seen such a MISERABLE old tosser in your life. You'd think TRISTRAM had asked for a MILLION pounds and not a POXY fiver. He refused to give us the CASH upfront and tried to SLAM the door in TRISTRAM's face.

Luckily his WIFE was much NICER and gave us the FIVER.

We had the LAST laugh as there was no SPONSORED walk me and TRISTRAM were short of a bit of CASH for our FULL English and we knew there is always some GULLIBLE idiots who FALL for the Sponsored Walk SCAM.

Tristram TWERKED all the way to the CLIFTONVILLE whilst I followed him on MY tricycle and I even TWERKED at the counter as I had enough for an EXTRA sausage.

 

[Vankleek Hill Seagull]

As soon as I saw this, I had to search for the original post.

 

[MattBackHome]

Could be the best one ever

 

[Bold Seagull]

Could be the best one ever

One of the most deserved ever!

 

[Tom Hark Preston Park]

It's a simple tap-in for the boy ENREST

 

[Tim Over Whelmed]

A sweaty, but bloody funny

 

[papajaff]

Flippin made me laugh that. Top work. Hope you enjoyed your extra banger

 

[DavidRyder]

I'm stifling a laugh here, meant to be working. That was very funny.

 

[Dick Head]

 

[atfc village]

It had to come

 

[Chinman3000]

Tristram

 

[The Clamp]

Very well played sir.

 

[AmexRuislip]

This is why NSC is the best

 

[Beach Hut]

Gold and nailed

 

[LlcoolJ]

Proper LOL!

 

[Saladpack Seagull]

Nice one, ENREST! A dull morning just got a HOLE lot brighter!

 

[Kellie]

I went OUT last night with my 8 year old NEPHEW Tristram to get some SPONSORS for his imaginary walk , he is GENDER neutral so a lot of PEOPLE think he is my NIECE especially as he INSISTS on DRESSING in KYLIE Minogue GOLD hot pants and TWERKING all the time.

He said KNOCK on his next door NEIGHBOUR to start and this MISERABLE old toss pot answered and he asked him for a FIVER for his sponsored walk. My god you have NEVER ever seen such a MISERABLE old tosser in your life. You'd think TRISTRAM had asked for a MILLION pounds and not a POXY fiver. He refused to give us the CASH upfront and tried to SLAM the door in TRISTRAM's face.

Luckily his WIFE was much NICER and gave us the FIVER.

We had the LAST laugh as there was no SPONSORED walk me and TRISTRAM were short of a bit of CASH for our FULL English and we knew there is always some GULLIBLE idiots who FALL for the Sponsored Walk SCAM.

Tristram TWERKED all the way to the CLIFTONVILLE whilst I followed him on MY tricycle and I even TWERKED at the counter as I had enough for an EXTRA sausage.

Er, just a point of order, "ex". The miserable old toss pot in question said an 8 year old called round with her mother. You told us about your nephew's gold hot pants, but goodness, what were you wearing then? I know when we broke up I left some of my more dodgy erotic feminine clobber at your place (cos you stretched it way out of shape wearing it yourself) along with my best Urban Decay cosmetics but I never thought you'd have the bottle to go out in the stuff.

And another thing, the only time I ever saw you do anything remotely like twerking was that time when you got one stuck.

 

[Ninja Elephant]

Gender neutral was the REAL winning line in this masterpiece.

 

[DavidRyder]

It was the twerking bit that got me - the man is a genius!

 

[TWOCHOICEStom]

Gender-neutral Tristram!