Me and Jessica Simpson

[Northstander]

Imagine my surprise last night when I was woken from my slumber by Jessica Simpson, who proceeded to lay on top of me, wearing only skimpy panties, and press her breasts into my face.

I was in heaven, and simply could not believe my luck, until a few seconds later, when I realised that it was only a poster of Jessica Simpson.

The blu tac had come loose and it had fallen off my bedroom wall and landed on me.

 

[Jamon Jamon]

I had a similar experience, but with Marge Simpson


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[Curious Orange]

I also had a similar experience, but with Herman Munster...

 

[Stinkers Bridge]

Did you get any of the blu tak get stuck down the end of your pee pee ?