[News] May rips bottom to shreds whilst gardening

[Pint of Ale and a Burger]

I believe that in the music world, this is what's known as"hitting a bum note".

 

[PILTDOWN MAN]

He will not want to ride his bicycle anytime soon

 

[Jack Straw]

Perhaps his hamster was hungry and had very sharp teeth?

 

[Fungus]

Perhaps his hamster was hungry and had very sharp teeth?

Geronimo!

 

[BN9 BHA]

For sale- sit on lawnmower- 1 ( not very careful ) owner

 

[bhafc99]

Poor old Brian May.

You had your time.

You had the power.

You've yet to have your finest... OWWW!

Errr...

 

[Motogull]

Stone me. As flesh wounds go that's got to top the list. Must have been a particularly dirty wound to clear up. What a mess. Sounds like he didn't rip his aris to bits so at least he'll be able to shite still.

Sounds to me like some sicko fed him arse first into a wood chipper and didn't finish the job.

 

[Perfidious Albion]

Said he ripped his glutinous maximus (sp?) Whatever that is

The Guardian
"Writing on Instagram, the Queen guitarist said: “I managed to rip my gluteus maximus to shreds in a moment of overenthusiastic gardening. So suddenly I find myself in a hospital getting scanned to find out exactly how much I’ve actually damaged myself. Turns out I did a thorough job – this is a couple of days ago – and I won’t be able to walk for a while … or sleep, without a lot of assistance, because the pain is relentless.”

 

[Motogull]

Said he ripped his glutinous maximus (sp?) Whatever that is.”

The muscles in the arse cheeks. If he's fukked them right up, he may not be able to walk normally again.

 

[hart's shirt]

Brian, you shouldn't have put it Innuendo.

 

[A mex eyecan]

It’s a killer green

 

[Eric Potts]

I thought he was a guitarist , not a drummer.

 

[The Rattler]

Weeds will, weeds will wreck you?


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[BN9 BHA]

The muscles in the arse cheeks. If he's fukked them right up, he may not be able to walk normally again.

Not the first member of Queen that's happened to then.....

 

[AmexRuislip]

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[Pretty pink fairy]

Poor old Brian

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Did some of Freddie's mates pop round
Regards
DF